Yahoo Answers Hilarity
So, I'm sitting here waiting to get on the plane to California for Comic Con and well, I'm bored.
This leads to that, other things lead to Yahoo Answers, Yahoo Answers leads to this:
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Can you get skin cancer if you write on your skin?
In: Cancer, Skin Disorders [Edit categories]
Answers.com > Wiki Answers > Categories > Health > Conditions and Diseases > Cancer > Can you get skin cancer if you write on your skin?
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Yes,because it goes to your blood cells and the blood cells cant hold the ink because the ink is [b]too stronged smell.[/b]
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I find answers like these hilarious, anyone else have any examples?
July 19, 2011
6 Comments • Newest first
[quote=Telatsu]Such as?[/quote]
http://yanswerfail.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/a_good_comeback.jpg
@Telatsu She has nothing!
[quote=Heatless]I don't really find the stupidity funny.
It's funnier when they actually come up with a witty answer.[/quote]
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I like the one when this dude asked where he could buy photosynthesis for his plant.
http://funnyyahooanswers.net/
Though my personal favorite:
Q: When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what's a good comeback?
He's sexist, and i'm trying to be witty.
A: Well, you better comeback with a god damn sandwich.