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Why is it called the XBox One?

Because you take 359 steps back!

May 22, 2013

17 Comments • Newest first

ImaClubYou

-Required you have Kinect to even use it.
-EA Games reconsidering their alliance with them. EA games guys.
-Voice command, probably crappy unresponsive voice command.
-Worst of all, not only do you pay for games, you pat for them twice. After the initial purchase, once you throw the disc in the drive, you pay a fee to download it. Meaning if you lend it to a friend, it cost them money and it costs you more than the original price as
well.

This seems like they forgot they are competing with Nintendo and Sony and started competing with home televisions.

Reply May 22, 2013
JekutoNightra

Because their marketing theme is that 'all of your media outlets are in ONE device.' Everything you need is on the Xbox. It's kind of stupid, but that's their strategy.

Reply May 22, 2013
SeeminglyExists

I'm an Xbox fan
But i'm sorry
I think Xbox had sex with a Blu-ray DVD player

Reply May 22, 2013
BIueee

Isn't it called XBOX 360 bcus:
When you look at it you take a 360 turn

Reply May 22, 2013
RandomUsername

[quote=TheMonster]one 4 mii?[/quote]

one 4 u

Reply May 22, 2013
TheMonster

[quote=pinksinsftw]The real reason X-box named their new system One is because..
Xbox "One"
Playstation "4"
Wii "U"

Not by me.[/quote]

one 4 mii?

Reply May 22, 2013
pinksinsftw

The real reason X-box named their new system One is because..
Xbox "One"
Playstation "4"
Wii "U"

Not by me.

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
Eruditez

@Ness: I guess we have to wait until E3

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
Ness

[quote=Eruditez]"all in [b]one[/b] entertainment system"[/quote]

Except no gaems.

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
Eruditez

@imtwocats: Yeah, you're right, it is pretty original. I haven't seen any other console come showcasing the same abilities.

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
imtwocats

[quote=Eruditez]"all in [b]one[/b] entertainment system"[/quote]

Look at all that originality! Now I can watch NFL and use windows 8 on my xbox like I've always wanted to.

It's like everyone developing the Xbox One decided to give up on it half way through development.

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
HastyHeist

this thread is stupid

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
TheMonster

[quote=bearodactyl]why do they call it the ps4?
cuz you pee on the floor
#burn
#chirped[/quote]
y u do dis to me basil best frend

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
Davyn

[quote=TheMonster]then you'll end up trampling over it[/quote]

Not if you're far enough away, as you should be.

And it's called the Xbox One because it only takes one look to make you laugh at how bad it is.

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
Eruditez

"all in [b]one[/b] entertainment system"

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
TheMonster

[quote=Hexadecagon]because you rotate 1 degree and walk askew[/quote]

then you'll end up trampling over it

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited
Hexadecagon

because you rotate 1 degree and walk askew

Reply May 22, 2013 - edited