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My life is a lie

I found out that bananas do not grow on trees...
Also, milk/dairy products do not increase mucus production.
Mind is blown.

December 12, 2011

13 Comments • Newest first

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Did you know pink really isn't a color?

Reply December 12, 2011
RisingAngell

Banana's came from lotions

Reply December 12, 2011
TheSinner

[quote=metaghost3]@Dranorth: i'm 19 fool!
@TheSinner: Fine, it may not produce more mucus. but it thickens it. Which it makes it more difficult to get of bacteria/viruses within mucus when you have a cold.

Also, you forgot that pizza is a vegetable.[/quote]
That "pizza is a vegetable" information is up to date bro.
We are talking about stuff like "IT TAKES 7 YEARS TO DIGEST A PIECE OF GUM", which is false.

Reply December 12, 2011
dimo

[quote=fradd13]Well technically speaking, people don't speak technically these days, so avocados and tomatoes are still vegetables, and bananas are still fruit.[/quote]

"Lead me from ignorance to truth"

Reply December 12, 2011
TheSinner

[quote=metaghost3]looks like i'll have to kill the source of the mustache
*punches pinoymystic's face*

OT: Then why do get a lot of snot from my nose when I have milk?[/quote]

[url=http://www.dairycouncilofca.org/Milk-Dairy/Milk-Myths/Myth-2.aspx]I don't[/url] [url=http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2154152]really[/url] [url=http://www.abc.net.au/health/talkinghealth/factbuster/stories/2007/11/28/2102703.htm]know.[/url]

Reply December 12, 2011
TheSinner

[quote=metaghost3]Your mustache is a lie, now let us see the truth *kills and removes mustache*

OT: milk/dairy products do not increase mucus production?[/quote]

Underneath is another mustache!

OT: You were the first one to mention that, surprisingly dairy products don't increase mucus production. All this wasted time of not drinking milk/eating cereal when sick is now gone.

Reply December 12, 2011
pinoymystic

[quote=SodaCan121]Nooooooooo my life is being torn apart![/quote]

The cake is a lie.
The banana is a lie.
That must mean, [b]life is a lie.[/b]

Reply December 12, 2011
dimo

Yep, technically speaking bananas are herbs, as they come from herbaceous trees.

Reply December 12, 2011
pinoymystic

Then why do the bananas grow in the trees as seen in Super Mario Sunshine?

This is an outrage.

edit: what the hell? So a banana is a berry? wtf? omgosh what.

Reply December 12, 2011 - edited
TheSinner

[quote=fradd13]Did you also know that peanuts are not nuts, they are legumes?
Did you know the cigarette lighter was invented before the match?[/quote]

Peanuts aren't nuts?
brb qq

Reply December 12, 2011 - edited
Segumisama

I.... wait, what? banana's don't grow on trees?

life is a lie.

Reply December 12, 2011 - edited
BreakerZ

[quote=DieaViginn]wher do bananas come from den[/quote]

monkey's poo

Reply December 12, 2011 - edited
BreakerZ

You get your mind blown too easily.

Reply December 12, 2011 - edited