Reasons why Maplestory sucks
1. it is made by the japanese and they are communist
2. playing maplestory causes global warming because my computer heats up after 5 hours
3. none of the nx stuff is free
4. the controls are too confusing because it is inefficient having to click on the skills to make them work
4. it is unfair because some people can hit 200k damage while i only hit 2k
5. the music is lame and id like them to play one direction instead
6. everyone who plays maplestory is white
7. my mom says its bad
8. im in 7th grade and it takes too much time to play because of all my homework
9. i am not allowed to swear
10. people wont give me free money even though they are much higher level then me
11. potions are too expensive and should be free
12. hacks are too difficult to find
13. whenever i meet someone and ask for a phone number or address they dissapear
14. i got hacked and lost my really rare maple weapon and nexon only gave me 50,000 maple points
15. i died and i lost freaking 300 exp
16. going off of 15 the punishment for dying is too high and the snails are too strong and they purposefully make all the female characters weaker because they are ugly barbaric communists and they dont believe in equal rights
17. no girls to talk to
18. I bought karma koins but my karma didnt improve, all i got was some stupid hair cut coupon
19. my hair cut coupon made my hair grow longer
20. underpowered buccs
21. nexon is racist towards indians
22. Classes make no sense (dragons with swords ? wat?)
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@iGotCode nexon is a japanese company
weeping for humanity is always good
Wow, all the people taking this guy seriously...
Not sure whether I want to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.
Japan isn't even communist! What kind of ignorance is this? Go take your unintelligent rants somewhere else for basil's sake. >.<
Ya know what really makes maple bad? People like you, who just complain about something not being perfect, and being so racist toward the country that their HQ is in. WHY should hacks be EASIER to find! It's ILLEGAL!
"4. the controls are too confusing because it is inefficient having to click on the skills to make them work"
click fastor, ur not doin et rait
Number 22
Iguanas with swords*
Thanks
All you wrote make no sense, you did it when you was bored right ?
omg KOREANS MAKE MAPLESTORY not japanese
Y ARE YOU PLAYING THEN?
btw ill comment on everything
1. its made by koreans not japanese
2. no1 tells u to play maple for that long
3. they need to make money artard
4. you can change it/edit so yea. . . .
4. GET FUNDED NO1 IS TELLING YOU TO BE CHEAP!
5. go to settings and mute music so u can listen to ur own music
6. accually im asian lol
7. ur moms g3y n/o
8. dude im in high school either you cant do work on time or just suck at hw
9. you can say 2 curses lol
10. ask nice ppl
11. alchemy-make ur own pots
12. do hack its like drugs ur gunna die
13. get a real girl instead on a virtual one
14. u said u were poor and only hits 2k so ur stuff wasnt that good xD
15. dude when i die i like 1mil exp
16. dude the females have cheaper funded items lol so yea
17. u dont know how to talk to girls
18. ur stupid
19. cuz u chose it to
20. revamped. . . .
21. how?
22. how boring would then be if they were realistic? they cant teleport, can do anyin besides norm att,etc.
There now stop complaining
obviously this kid is trolling
@StormDuckie: Sometimes fellow stranger, one doesn't need to understand another person. You don't have to pity me as what one means can be sometimes very complex for others. Maybe one day you will understand.
@StormDuckie: lol I just read the whole thing so I give him props for trying to be funny
[quote=StormDuckie]@gravejokerr what does co2 have to do with anything? global warming is caused by the presence of hot stuff for example: deepfrying hamburgers causes global warming because they are very hot
@javirocks i dont see why anyone should kill themselves because you dont know how to read well enough to get past the first point....[/quote]
Uhh, no.
CO2 destroys the ozone layer, which causes Global Warming.
Although, there are 2 sides on Global Warming: Those who say it exists, and those who say it's just a natural occurance.
Eh, the mods'll probably lock this thread soon anyways.
Thought was just stupid until, "whenever i meet someone and ask for a phone number or address they dissapear" and "i got hacked and lost my really rare maple weapon and nexon only gave me 50,000 maple points."
I stopped reading when I read "It's made by Japanese" please man do us all a favor and [url=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbi53qAqKp1rnfzvjo2_500.png]kill yourself[/url]
The troll is strong with this one. I like.
Very good post.
It's a shame Basilers are ACTUALLY taking it seriously.
[quote=Penguinland]Let's see, where to start...
Hurr durr you so smart you know the Koreans made the game and you must prove the world you are smart because you are only useful for being smart.
Now seriously, shut the fúck up >.<
You sound like you're butthurt because of his post and taking it seriously.
Mods, ban me with pleasure cuz I said fúck and the little kiddies cannot read that word because it is illegal hurr durr.[/quote]
Yawn.
Get a better insult book, please, then we can talk.
EDIT: @StormDuckie
I was refering to the Global Warming part.
You know, cause cars emit CO2.
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did. Bravo.
Basilmarket community's logic: Accuse someone of being a troll when they're not, but not be able to tell when someone's actually trolling.
No MAPLE IS MADE IN CHINA!
Japanese were imperialist before WW2 and now has a democratic government . . . get your facts right -_-;
@ #22 Which game actually makes sense anyway?
>Falling for this guy's posts.
Still a target as usual.
Let's see, where to start....
1. MapleStory was made by Koreans.
2. So do cars.
3. Nothing in life is free.
4. That's why everyone has their own unique key setup.
Other 4. It's called funding.
5. Don't like it? Mute it.
6. Hahahaha..... No.
7. No one really cares what your mom thinks.
8. Hah, hw in 7th grade is easy, try homework in Jr year.
9. *yawn*
10. Please see 3.
11. ^
12. You don't need em.
13. You don't give personal info to others online.
14. Other people have lost rarer equipment equaling 2 bil +.
15. Big whoop.
16. Stupidity levels: infinity.
17. Really?
18. Other stuff to buy other than hair coupons.
19. Some ppl like long hair.
20. Hahaha, good one.
21. Uhhhh.... No.
22. MapleStory is a game. Games don't have to follow real world logic.
Whew.
@DragonSlots @imnew09 you sirs, are the cesspits of humanity
2. playing maplestory causes global warming because my computer heats up after 5 hours- Then why are you playing it?
3. none of the nx stuff is free- Deal with it?
4. the controls are too confusing because it is inefficient having to click on the skills to make them work- Do you have any physical/mental disablities perhaps?
4. it is unfair because some people can hit 200k damage while i only hit 2k- So what?
5. the music is lame and id like them to play one direction instead- Kool, I like them too.
6. everyone who plays maplestory is white- I'm asian
7. my mom says its bad- My mom is dead
8. im in 7th grade and it takes too much time to play because of all my homework- 7th Grade? Homework? ( Insert Mexican Laugh JaJa x6)
9. i am not allowed to swear- Swear what?
10. people wont give me free money even though they are much higher level then me- You're 152
11. potions are too expensive and should be free- I agree
12. hacks are too difficult to find- No comment
13. whenever i meet someone and ask for a phone number or address they dissapear- I'll give you mine; 911
14. i got hacked and lost my really rare maple weapon and nexon only gave me 50,000 maple points- Kool
15. i died and i lost freaking 300 exp- Let's blame nexon.
16. going off of 15 the punishment for dying is too high and the snails are too strong and they purposefully make all the female characters weaker because they are ugly barbaric communists and they dont believe in equal rights- OMG IKR
17. no girls to talk to- Talk to my G.I.R.L.
18. I bought karma koins but my karma didnt improve, all i got was some stupid hair cut coupon- At least you'll look prettier.
19. my hair cut coupon made my hair grow longer- You stole that from a thread
20. underpowered buccs- Not that much...
21. nexon is racist towards indians- Actually, racist towards Mexicans. :I
22. Classes make no sense (dragons with swords ? wat?)- Agreed
I love this troll.
Reason why maplestory sucks?
Having immature players like you
I stopped at:
"1. it is made by the japanese and they are communist"
All of this is true. And Im an alien from the planet blorsjadfh. This is what tips1660 and myself did when he thought this up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMoRUMVGiKc
hilarious, all i can say
@Drago22222 nawp, i havent been on in ~5 weeks
@Pacifist nexon hq overall is in japan, they are a japanese company.
mapestory isn't japanese....it's chinese
that 7th
[quote=iOooh]@Pacifist you know where nexon hq is right?[/quote]
for gms it's somewhere in california
for kms somewhere in south korea
what's your point
?
Maple is made in Korea..
Aww don't worry little troll i'm here
-head desk-
lol and you put 4 twice
@Pacifist you know where nexon hq is right?
well put.
1. Koreans made it... Japanese made an anime about it o.o
Edit: If you hate this game. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING IT WITH YOUR 150+ DB....
Btw why are you posting this on "Basilmarket?"
EDIT2: wait you're in 7th grade...
its korean