General

Fun

Reasons why Maplestory sucks

1. it is made by the japanese and they are communist
2. playing maplestory causes global warming because my computer heats up after 5 hours
3. none of the nx stuff is free
4. the controls are too confusing because it is inefficient having to click on the skills to make them work
4. it is unfair because some people can hit 200k damage while i only hit 2k
5. the music is lame and id like them to play one direction instead
6. everyone who plays maplestory is white
7. my mom says its bad
8. im in 7th grade and it takes too much time to play because of all my homework
9. i am not allowed to swear
10. people wont give me free money even though they are much higher level then me
11. potions are too expensive and should be free
12. hacks are too difficult to find
13. whenever i meet someone and ask for a phone number or address they dissapear
14. i got hacked and lost my really rare maple weapon and nexon only gave me 50,000 maple points
15. i died and i lost freaking 300 exp
16. going off of 15 the punishment for dying is too high and the snails are too strong and they purposefully make all the female characters weaker because they are ugly barbaric communists and they dont believe in equal rights
17. no girls to talk to
18. I bought karma koins but my karma didnt improve, all i got was some stupid hair cut coupon
19. my hair cut coupon made my hair grow longer
20. underpowered buccs
21. nexon is racist towards indians
22. Classes make no sense (dragons with swords ? wat?)

October 15, 2012

41 Comments • Newest first

iOooh

weeping for humanity is always good

Reply October 15, 2012
Satoshi1234

Wow, all the people taking this guy seriously...
Not sure whether I want to laugh my ass off or weep for humanity.

Reply October 15, 2012
MangoCoffee

Japan isn't even communist! What kind of ignorance is this? Go take your unintelligent rants somewhere else for basil's sake. >.<
Ya know what really makes maple bad? People like you, who just complain about something not being perfect, and being so racist toward the country that their HQ is in. WHY should hacks be EASIER to find! It's ILLEGAL!

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
ButtersChu

"4. the controls are too confusing because it is inefficient having to click on the skills to make them work"
click fastor, ur not doin et rait

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
AliceRTS

Number 22

Iguanas with swords*

Thanks

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Ezio1503

All you wrote make no sense, you did it when you was bored right ?

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
powkitty

omg KOREANS MAKE MAPLESTORY not japanese

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
allapplecool

Y ARE YOU PLAYING THEN?
btw ill comment on everything

1. its made by koreans not japanese
2. no1 tells u to play maple for that long
3. they need to make money artard
4. you can change it/edit so yea. . . .
4. GET FUNDED NO1 IS TELLING YOU TO BE CHEAP!
5. go to settings and mute music so u can listen to ur own music
6. accually im asian lol
7. ur moms g3y n/o
8. dude im in high school either you cant do work on time or just suck at hw
9. you can say 2 curses lol
10. ask nice ppl
11. alchemy-make ur own pots
12. do hack its like drugs ur gunna die
13. get a real girl instead on a virtual one
14. u said u were poor and only hits 2k so ur stuff wasnt that good xD
15. dude when i die i like 1mil exp
16. dude the females have cheaper funded items lol so yea
17. u dont know how to talk to girls
18. ur stupid
19. cuz u chose it to
20. revamped. . . .
21. how?
22. how boring would then be if they were realistic? they cant teleport, can do anyin besides norm att,etc.

There now stop complaining

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
SeeBee007

obviously this kid is trolling

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Javirocks

@StormDuckie: Sometimes fellow stranger, one doesn't need to understand another person. You don't have to pity me as what one means can be sometimes very complex for others. Maybe one day you will understand.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Javirocks

@StormDuckie: lol I just read the whole thing so I give him props for trying to be funny

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
GraveJokerR

[quote=StormDuckie]@gravejokerr what does co2 have to do with anything? global warming is caused by the presence of hot stuff for example: deepfrying hamburgers causes global warming because they are very hot

@javirocks i dont see why anyone should kill themselves because you dont know how to read well enough to get past the first point....[/quote]

Uhh, no.
CO2 destroys the ozone layer, which causes Global Warming.
Although, there are 2 sides on Global Warming: Those who say it exists, and those who say it's just a natural occurance.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
GraveJokerR

Eh, the mods'll probably lock this thread soon anyways.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
mashimarrr

Thought was just stupid until, "whenever i meet someone and ask for a phone number or address they dissapear" and "i got hacked and lost my really rare maple weapon and nexon only gave me 50,000 maple points."

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Javirocks

I stopped reading when I read "It's made by Japanese" please man do us all a favor and [url=http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbi53qAqKp1rnfzvjo2_500.png]kill yourself[/url]

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
jimmix

The troll is strong with this one. I like.

Very good post.

It's a shame Basilers are ACTUALLY taking it seriously.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
GraveJokerR

[quote=Penguinland]Let's see, where to start...
Hurr durr you so smart you know the Koreans made the game and you must prove the world you are smart because you are only useful for being smart.
Now seriously, shut the fúck up >.<
You sound like you're butthurt because of his post and taking it seriously.
Mods, ban me with pleasure cuz I said fúck and the little kiddies cannot read that word because it is illegal hurr durr.[/quote]

Yawn.
Get a better insult book, please, then we can talk.

EDIT: @StormDuckie
I was refering to the Global Warming part.
You know, cause cars emit CO2.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Piggable

I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did. Bravo.

Basilmarket community's logic: Accuse someone of being a troll when they're not, but not be able to tell when someone's actually trolling.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
ibrahim65432

No MAPLE IS MADE IN CHINA!

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
xoxoSakura

Japanese were imperialist before WW2 and now has a democratic government . . . get your facts right -_-;

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
DemonsFromSpace

@ #22 Which game actually makes sense anyway?

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
ShadeCaro

>Falling for this guy's posts.

Still a target as usual.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
GraveJokerR

Let's see, where to start....
1. MapleStory was made by Koreans.
2. So do cars.
3. Nothing in life is free.
4. That's why everyone has their own unique key setup.
Other 4. It's called funding.
5. Don't like it? Mute it.
6. Hahahaha..... No.
7. No one really cares what your mom thinks.
8. Hah, hw in 7th grade is easy, try homework in Jr year.
9. *yawn*
10. Please see 3.
11. ^
12. You don't need em.
13. You don't give personal info to others online.
14. Other people have lost rarer equipment equaling 2 bil +.
15. Big whoop.
16. Stupidity levels: infinity.
17. Really?
18. Other stuff to buy other than hair coupons.
19. Some ppl like long hair.
20. Hahaha, good one.
21. Uhhhh.... No.
22. MapleStory is a game. Games don't have to follow real world logic.
Whew.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
HelloMyCuties

2. playing maplestory causes global warming because my computer heats up after 5 hours- Then why are you playing it?
3. none of the nx stuff is free- Deal with it?
4. the controls are too confusing because it is inefficient having to click on the skills to make them work- Do you have any physical/mental disablities perhaps?
4. it is unfair because some people can hit 200k damage while i only hit 2k- So what?
5. the music is lame and id like them to play one direction instead- Kool, I like them too.
6. everyone who plays maplestory is white- I'm asian
7. my mom says its bad- My mom is dead
8. im in 7th grade and it takes too much time to play because of all my homework- 7th Grade? Homework? ( Insert Mexican Laugh JaJa x6)
9. i am not allowed to swear- Swear what?
10. people wont give me free money even though they are much higher level then me- You're 152
11. potions are too expensive and should be free- I agree
12. hacks are too difficult to find- No comment
13. whenever i meet someone and ask for a phone number or address they dissapear- I'll give you mine; 911
14. i got hacked and lost my really rare maple weapon and nexon only gave me 50,000 maple points- Kool
15. i died and i lost freaking 300 exp- Let's blame nexon.
16. going off of 15 the punishment for dying is too high and the snails are too strong and they purposefully make all the female characters weaker because they are ugly barbaric communists and they dont believe in equal rights- OMG IKR
17. no girls to talk to- Talk to my G.I.R.L.
18. I bought karma koins but my karma didnt improve, all i got was some stupid hair cut coupon- At least you'll look prettier.
19. my hair cut coupon made my hair grow longer- You stole that from a thread
20. underpowered buccs- Not that much...
21. nexon is racist towards indians- Actually, racist towards Mexicans. :I
22. Classes make no sense (dragons with swords ? wat?)- Agreed

I love this troll.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
imnew09

Reason why maplestory sucks?

Having immature players like you

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Nhil

I stopped at:
"1. it is made by the japanese and they are communist"

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
MapleXAnime247

All of this is true. And Im an alien from the planet blorsjadfh. This is what tips1660 and myself did when he thought this up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMoRUMVGiKc

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
iOooh

hilarious, all i can say

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
tips1660

@Drago22222 nawp, i havent been on in ~5 weeks
@Pacifist nexon hq overall is in japan, they are a japanese company.

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Ouhai

mapestory isn't japanese....it's chinese

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
grawp77

that 7th

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Pacifist

[quote=iOooh]@Pacifist you know where nexon hq is right?[/quote]

for gms it's somewhere in california

for kms somewhere in south korea

what's your point

?

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
ohnomyum

Maple is made in Korea..

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
ansinabe

Aww don't worry little troll i'm here

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
MissingUndies

-head desk-
lol and you put 4 twice

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
iOooh

@Pacifist you know where nexon hq is right?

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
vincevo

1. Koreans made it... Japanese made an anime about it o.o

Edit: If you hate this game. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING IT WITH YOUR 150+ DB....
Btw why are you posting this on "Basilmarket?"

EDIT2: wait you're in 7th grade...

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited
Pacifist

its korean

Reply October 15, 2012 - edited