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Fat Puns / Play on Words

Hi!
I am doing a research (mock) project, and I want it to be relatively funny.
Does anyone have any good self-deprecating fat puns or play on words that are less than 10 words?

Like
"I put the fat in ____"

Thanks!

September 14, 2014

6 Comments • Newest first

LostMyJob

I put the fat in fatal

Reply September 14, 2014
Herosgate

I put the fat in fat**s

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FiendOverlord

Fate
Fatique
America

[url=http://www.scrabblefinder.com/contains/fat/]Here's[/url] more.

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VietUA

"I put the fat in myself"

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simaini

i put the fat in my blood and it gave me a heart attack?

Reply September 14, 2014
Quasar

I put the fat in father.

Reply September 14, 2014