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Im just China make you all laugh guys.

*gogogogogogo

August 19, 2013

19 Comments • Newest first

CureSword

I want chicken Thais.

Reply August 20, 2013
CavanCai

I'm a farmer in Malaysia

Reply August 20, 2013 - edited
alexwee

I'm Havana blast reading all of these. After Peru-sing these post I noticed Ural are really funny I Congo all night long reading these puns African love them!

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ox0Shad0w0xo

[quote=MistFTW]I just love Russian to class.[/quote]

If you Russia round and Ukraine your neck don't Crimea river.

@OT If you said you were from South America, I would not Bolivia.

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Destitution

Hows turkey for thanksgiving?

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Billionz

Yemen. Chad and Jordan just left to get some Turkey with Chile, Frankfurt Hamburgers, and of course some Danish, because they're Hungary. They broke a China cuz they were Russian. Yeah, they are my France. Look, I've Got Togo too. Ghana go!

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FriedSnake

I was ghana make a pun, but I realized there was norway that I can. Now I need togo and get djbouti

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Akatsuki0826

Dude, I just drank a Canada best soda ever

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IDKsoMuch

'Murica

What? You wanted a joke right?

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yoguy911

i have a turkey...im not even trying here.

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InSovietRussia

You're russian these jokes too much.
Also don't forget to Czech your spelling and grammar.

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FluffyJagaur

I'm Ghana be Chile out in the snow today.

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MistFTW

I just love Russian to class.

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vPink

[quote=rofljon]Are you from Japan?
'Cause I wanna get in Japanties.

Are you from Uganda?
'Cause Uganda be ridin this ......[/quote]

LOL, you're amazing.

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rofljon

Are you from Japan?
'Cause I wanna get in Japanties.

Are you from Uganda?
'Cause Uganda be ridin this ......

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LlamaBanana

I am pretty Hungary.

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Devilsonga

Iran out of ideas

@DaGhettoBoy You messed it up so bad. I don't even

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uOnPeriod

[quote=gerafang]what do you call a cow with no legs
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GROUND BEEF[/quote]
Youve made my day and Idk why c:

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DaGhettoBoy

you're jamaican me crazy

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