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Dualblade

Complete Guide to Dual Blades 2014

alrite guys, let me introduce myself. I'm a level 200 db, so i obviously know what im talking about. Unless you're level 201+, please shut up and don't question me. ems dbs don't count because everybody knows that europeans are complete assholes

first off, some pros and cons:

pros
- cheap equips, especially katara
- great party buffs
- books are cheap
- no skill required. only muscle
- all dbs (except me) are jackasses, mostly ksers and scammers

cons
- bad mobility
- crap survivability
- low crit rate

right so now some ap distribution. Some idiots might tell you to add points to luk, but we all know their're stupid because they have no points in int. i recommend taking the 3rd order integral of the tau 3 manifold in the 4d hyperspace with the zeta function pi^-itheta and consulting your local astrologer to determine what you should add points to

skills
- DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT JOB ADVANCE AT LEVEL 10. you get more hp as a beginner, so you should advance at at least level 100 so you can get the most hp for your db. also, you don't have to pay for nx books to advance.

level 100: sharp slash + 3
level 101: sharp slash + 3
level 102: sharp slash + 3
level 103: sharp slash + 1
level 104 - 200: save sp

reasoning: Sharp slash is the best skill. it hits 330% damage when maxed, whereas blade fury hits 165%. clearly, sharp slash is twice as good as blade fury. its even better than phantom blow! 330% > 200%.

training spots

- dbs are too goddamn overpowered. go to jesters from level 1-10, aliens from 10-15, skelegons from 15-20, empress solos from 20-200
- alternative: from 20-50, you may go to hard mode magnus if you're too weak for empress

FAQ
q: am i a dumbass?
a: no. i have 999 points in INT

q: what is the current data on the correlation between number of dual blades and circumcision rate?
a: check http://techsmartly.net/freePS3.php for more information

trivia
- db use two blades, therefore, they are called dual blades
- dbs can move left, right, up, and down with the arrow keys
- being a db will ensure that you will be a virgin until your 50s
- to like this guide and get it stickied, press the like button

August 9, 2014

12 Comments • Newest first

jyyk

Say "I want a math debate" fast

Reply September 1, 2014
fradddd

If you want to make a guide at least learn to capitalize.
Although I do love the line about europeans.

EDIT: ahaha, just read the whole thing. This is perfect. Especially the circumcision correlation lol

Reply August 11, 2014 - edited
shusukeda1st

[quote=BobDylanThomas]8/8 gr8 b8 m8[/quote]

u use 4chin?

Reply August 11, 2014 - edited
xterryxxbuix

i actually enjoyed reading this.... LOL

Reply August 10, 2014 - edited
Matherg

The link tried to give me viruses -_-

Reply August 9, 2014 - edited
ToTheSky

Wierd my DB uses a completely different build yet I have no trouble bossing. Maybe I'll write a guide too!

Reply August 9, 2014 - edited
phantomsl2

dat troll... could be the best db guide ever made!

Reply August 9, 2014 - edited
turtlebear

i actually read the whole thing

Reply August 9, 2014 - edited
powerlad88

im 205 so lets disect this guide. no party buffs, gear i s extremely expensive,books are same price, thats a personal opinion, easy to survive, almost always dodge attacks, basically 100% crit rate, sp build and ap build are great though 7/10 .

Reply August 9, 2014 - edited
RonaldLu

Wow, this guy is so legit, great guide 0/10!

Reply August 9, 2014 - edited
AntiSenpai

I feel like I went back 15 years and some one just stole my red starbusrt and left me only the yellow..

Reply August 9, 2014 - edited