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Apparently I Summon Devils

So my mom literally just told me that some groups trick kids into joining a cult and summoning devils and spirits through video games, and to never play anything involving magic. Now, I have not played MS in almost a year, but I wondered how many I "spawned", especially with my Kanna. So I reinstalled to show and joke with her. Killed some mushrooms... and she slapped me. Hard. And screamed at me.

This is the dumbest thing that I have ever experienced in my life so far.

December 8, 2014

19 Comments • Newest first

fradddd

Did she see "Ouija" or something?

Reply December 10, 2014
SantanaTV

It's sounds like superstition taken to the next level, My Cuban parents say that leaving a rocking chair rocking itself brings bad luck. And my Arabic friend's parents say the leaving you shoes sideways or upside down when taken off will bring bad luck. It's all nonsense.

Reply December 9, 2014
lZaktsul

[quote=Killeem]nice[/quote]

That's nice...

Reply December 9, 2014
Duzz

@SirKibbleX2 true, but people still use newgrounds?

Reply December 8, 2014
steven7x23

That reminds me of a video where some lady says Monster Energy Drinks are made by the Satan and they are the essence of pure evil. Numerous people say or believe in crazy things. Your mom sure is a strange person. Maybe you should find someone to talk her out of it. Convince her that what she believes real crazy talk or lies.

Reply December 8, 2014
DeprivedChild

[quote=RitoPls]A girl I dated on Maple's parents were really religious and forbade her from playing Maple for similar reasons e.g. Zakum representing the devil or whatever.

Weiiiiirdd[/quote]

Best excuse to break up with an e spouse

Reply December 8, 2014
audio

if she's that uptight/delusional about videogames i'd love to know how she'd feel about you having some "alone time" to yourself, if you catch my drift

e: yo you should surreptitiously whip out a copy of harry potter in front of her and start reading it

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
achyif

What kind of cult did your mom join?

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
ObeySWAG

Which drug(s) are you on?

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
BridgeJump

Change your phone number to start with 666

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
Duzz

[quote=SirKibbleX2][url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/250900/]Now play this in front of her.[/url]
[url=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/581168]do it[/url][/quote]

people still use newgrounds?

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
Valky

some parents need reality checks.
playing video games do not conjure up demons
separation reality from fiction is key here and dem parents have lost that key. they should make like zelda and find that key.

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
AveryMBII

Somehow I don't think that's a thing people do.

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
RitoPls

A girl I dated on Maple's parents were really religious and forbade her from playing Maple for similar reasons e.g. Zakum representing the devil or whatever.

Weiiiiirdd

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
HobosCanFly

You should have kill zakum

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
Viener

[quote=LeeKwangSoo]seems legit[/quote]

I am not even kidding, which makes this so much more frustrating.

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
LeeKwangSoo

seems legit

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited
Killeem

nice

Reply December 8, 2014 - edited