Solution to all or most male basilers problem
Min here with solution to your problem!
Have you never touched a boob before?
No, it doesn't feel like bags of sand.
Friends around you knows how it feels but you dont?
Well, no worries.
The steps i am about to teach you is easy as 1,2,3
Step 1) Eat and get Fat, fatter the better.
Step 2) Go to bathroom, lock the door incase your parents walks in on you.
Step 3) Close your eyes and feel your moobs and imagine it is a hot girl in your mind.
90% of the virgin males i taught was happy to have known this.
I can't guarantee your health tho
Try it out and leave feedback please.
Thanks! ^^
February 26, 2013
9 Comments • Newest first
[quote=Segumisama]Or you could just... you know, get a gf.[/quote]
Or you could just...you know, cop a feel.
If you're feeling adventurous that is. And have masochistic tendencies, because boy let me tell you, you better make a nice long feel because it'll be the last time you'll feel anything.
[quote=pinoymystic]hehe, i have my own boobs.[/quote]
I still love you. So much.
90 %... probably just you and your dad.
seeing that your dad did 'it' to have you.
You son, are one lucky man to feel your own bewbs.
Resulting in hot spurts from groin, awesome
There is a much easier solution.
Step 1: Puff up your cheeks.
Step 2: Apply moderate pressure with one finger on a cheek.
There you go. That's how a boob feels.
If it's hairy, then shave.
hehe, i have my own boobs.
Is it the tail? hat? :'C
Your character looks weird
Or you could just... you know, get a gf.