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So I'm going to be getting in my first fight on Thursday. The only thing I know about fighting is the monkey fist. I have strength covered already, don't worry about that. Its just technique I need to work on.

November 12, 2013

14 Comments • Newest first

CathySenpai

a 2 legged kick into the ribs can shatter it therefore puncturing his heart and you win

Reply November 13, 2013
yongyong139

Lightly tap the middle of your chest and keep going down until you find that spot that feels like you are getting the wind knocked out of you, try to aim for the spot on the person you're fighting. Oh yeah if you can knock the guys nose from underneath that really hurts as well. Try it lightly on yourself push up underneath your nostrils. One more thing don't let the guy catch your punches or kicks if he's stronger than you, you're screwed

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Wanton

grab their hair and drag them around like a rag doll.

Reply November 13, 2013
Ecliptic

[quote=SomeJello]I can already see the new thread approaching on thrusday...

"So today I got my ass kicked"[/quote]

I can see a parody thread.... "So I kicked this guys ass"

Reply November 13, 2013
CureSword

Like others says go for the throat and try to predict the opponent's moves.

Reply November 13, 2013
SMOOTHiiiES

Dodge, swing, dodge, dodge, swing, upper jab, knee, knee, dodge, C-COMBO kick!

Reply November 12, 2013
AsianWontons

Bring a gun, it'll end faster.

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voyance

Throat is a nice target. If you land a hit, they'll probably be gasping for air. If not, they'll either block or move their body drastically which may create another opening for you. Attacking the throat is more of a "secret weapon" instead of something you do all the time.

A hit on the lower side of the rib or directly at the sternum will shake your foe. I know I got shook when I took a blow to my sternum.

If it's a just a straight up fight to survive and no invisible laws or codes of manliness are involved, use low blows and other cheap tricks like eye pokes.

Dodging and blocking will help you win more consistently instead of having great offensive techniques. If you can, try dodging and throwing a punch at the same time.

Do not use a handheld weapon if you're not very good with your weapon.

If you have more than one opponent, you realistically have no chance of victory. Just get taken down and defend as much as you can and wait till they're done with you.

Punching power doesn't come from the strength of the fist but the strength of the swing. Meaning, you don't have to spend lots of your energy hardening your fist. Don't bother kicking, once they block, parry, or catch your kick = you're dead.

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Ipoopster

start whaling your fists while closing your eyes. this is how most teenager fights go.

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djhfreak

We got a player over here.

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fun2killu

remember, getting the first hit is KEY

aim fo that stomach and jaw. I would avoid using yo legs too.

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CeroFX

Bite her balls, or his boobs.

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TheDStar

Why are you getting in a fight?

Anyways, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgyk71VRoUE]dodge![/url]

EDIT: And hit his or her pressure points. They'll hurt a lot.

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brute

punch him in your balls

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