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How do you pass time while on the toilet?

What do you do? Do you daydream, read a novel, search the web on your phone (or tablet, laptop, anything), or do you just sit there.

How vocal are you on the toilet? I'm guilty of going "oh!" when I splash loudly. Not out of embarrassment, but out of pure epicness.

May 2, 2013

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SpearCrusher

[quote=CrucibIes]Just sit, its unsanitary to be using phones, etc[/quote]

Well your toilet is the cleanest surface in an average home, so it actually is sanitary
EDIT: Unless you have some really dirty private parts (guys) or hands you should be good

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MizuiChan

Solve linear differential equations regarding transient circuit analysis...

...By which I mean play Angry Birds on my tablet...

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HastyHeist

go on my phone and play a game or something, or I just bring my laptop with me if I was on it in the first place

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MegaZord

i think about my future.

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Prominencing

[url=http://m.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&client=mv-google&hl=en&v=BYW6C44zo24&fulldescription=1]this is what I do[/url]

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XmoheganX

[quote=phrostmage]@XmoheganX: You should be. Being unable to share your poop fetish made me feel quite left out and your borderline retardation made me very intellectually insecure. Shame on you.[/quote]

That gave me a good giggle. Out of curiosity, what is your profession/sought after profession?

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natalie

personally i find touching magazines, books, phones, ipads, whatever while going to the bathroom very gross. i guess i just daydream or sing a song

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Gyumaru

i do yoga
p2splsbrowhyuscamme

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XmoheganX

[quote=phrostmage]@XmoheganX: Thanks for confirming that your path in life is not one that requires any maturity or intelligence whatsoever. I'm fairly confident you are well suited to rescue those who are not sufficiently intelligent as not to light themselves on fire or otherwise be trapped unaware of the building blazing around them because they are intensely contemplating poop related philosophy.[/quote]

My apologies, I am done hurting your feelings. I hope you feel better about yourself. I'm sure you live a meaningful life. <3

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LoZtWoods

[quote=phrostmage]@XmoheganX: I think youre a childish idiot that needs to grow up and stop thinking so much about poop.[/quote]

Dude, stop.
If he's such a childish idiot, why does he have the maturity to drop it before you do?

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BrandonIsBack

[quote=XmoheganX]I'm actually a fire fighter in-training, this is a picture of me raising a 24 foot ladder. These things sure are heavy =(.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733947_10151785668238906_161137938_n.jpg
I'm the one all the way to the left.
However, I suppose you wouldn't trust someone like me, who talks about poop, to save another's keester from a burning building.

And I agree with you (sort of). I could always use some growing up, but I prefer to take everything light hearted-ly as possible. We have a long life ahead of us, and I've been told that life likes to be stressful on people. But I could be wrong about that too.[/quote]

I think the other guy is just mad that his bowels don't work.
It must suck having a tube stuck inside you. :c

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XmoheganX

[quote=phrostmage]@XmoheganX: I think youre a childish idiot that needs to grow up and stop thinking so much about poop.[/quote]

I'm actually a fire fighter in-training, this is a picture of me raising a 24 foot ladder. These things sure are heavy =(.
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733947_10151785668238906_161137938_n.jpg
(a 24-foot metal extension ladder weighs 110 to 142 lbs)
I'm the one all the way to the left.
However, I suppose you wouldn't trust someone like me, who talks about poop, to save another's keester from a burning building.

And I agree with you (sort of). I could always use some growing up, but I prefer to take everything light hearted-ly as possible. We have a long life ahead of us, and I've been told that life likes to be stressful on people. But I could be wrong about that too.

*@ above, I also find that the number 2 is a great ab work out

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UsoppStyle

once i sit down on te toilet, i just focus on get out the crap from me

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aldo3d

check phone or play games xD

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cyber935

grab my ds and play pokemon

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XmoheganX

[quote=phrostmage]and the point which you obviously missed because your mind is full of crap is that no one thinks about it unless theyre an idiot kid.[/quote]

I think you take life too seriously, but I could be assuming wrong. The moral of this post is that when we assume what someone is like/judge them we usually fall short of our prejudice. What I'm saying, is basically that I assume you take life/basilmarket too seriously. But for all I know you could be the nicest/most laid back person I could possibly meet. I'm going to assume you're just a stiff person from your post. But this would be erroneous of me

*Unless, of course, you're actually an individual who's been scarred by some poop-related incident. Then I'm just terribly sorry and I'll offer you a hug =(.

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Brandism

Go o. iFunny

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CrucibIes

Just sit, its unsanitary to be using phones, etc

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KamikazeDes

[quote=DarkKiII]nothing on the toilet, i dont want to bring anything that can get dirty[/quote]
Do you, like, poop on your hands and electronics?
OT: I usually think about what I'm doing with my life.

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XmoheganX

[quote=phrostmage]Once your age has more than one digit, bodily functions arent such an intriguing topic of thought..[/quote]

Great, because no one here is actually talking about bodily functions. The topic is about what you do while excreting them.

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vMinn

reading news articles on my phone.

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IKickCats

I just sit there and hear the water splash

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