General

You must be a copper-tellurium alloy, because you are CuTe.

You have great birthing hips.

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.

*Pretends to be on the phone as I walk to my crush* "Yeah no i found her she's right here, thanks a lot" *Pretend hang-up*
Then say to her, "That was Cupid "

Are you a raisin, how about a date?

Are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got FINE written all over you.

I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later..and I forgot the rest.
My friend asked out a girl like that o-o

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!
I use this often.

Harry Potter pick up line
"I want my basilisk in your chamber of secrets!"

wanna feel my sweater?
feels good right? wanna know what the material it's made out of?

Boyfriend Material.

ey gurl wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?

ey gurl can i park my limousine in your garage.

those were just 2 old ones i remember lols.

Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

watch the fresh prince of bel-air. use the pick up lines will uses.

I used to have a book like "1001 pick up lines".

I would walk right up to a girl I liked, hold the book up, and read a wildly inappropriate one (not inappropriate as in dirty, but totally not fitting the situation). Example: At lunch hold the book up and read "You're a good skater. Can you teach me how to skate backwards?"

Humor trumps all. Something out of left field shows creativity and humor. Trust me you grasshopper.

[quote=LadyNight]I think that "keylogger?" one is pretty funny.[/quote]

lolwut?

[quote=antisora99]"You're worth more then the U.S national debt to me" [/quote]

Made me laugh my swag out!

"You're worth more then the U.S national debt to me"