Hilarious s from your parents?
Dad: "I'm so mad right now, I'm like spicy chicken"
Dad: "If you don't change your ways right now, i'll tell my forum of parents who also agree with me!"
Dad: "There's no such thing as an accident if you use your heart to think about it"
Mom and I are taking groceries back into the house, I go on ahead and my mom trips halfway up the driveway and screams:
"Wtf son, why didn't you come catch me before i fell?"
Just finished washing the bathtub, mom goes in, slips.
"Why in the world would you clean the bathtub THAT good?"
July 17, 2013
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Me: "Where's Brazil?"
Mom: "I don't know, Europe?"
They've said funnier stuff, but this is the funniest thing I remember clearly for whatever reason.
my parents have absolutely no sense of humour
probably why we never have actual conversations
Dad: If you go to bed with itchie butt, you'll wake up with stinky fingers.
Me : Oh ok, that's nice to know.
lolll ^
Mom - *Walks into my room*, "James, what do you do on your computer thesedays? You seem to spend a lot of time in your room."
Me - "I play games..."
Mom - "Oh, because I was thinking you could be doing anything up here, you could even be watching pron."
Me - "uh yeaaaahhh..."
I'm a 17 almost 18 year old teenager, have some common sense...
I'm not sure if these are meant to be funny.