Tell me about the person above you! In one sentence, try to guess what the person above you is like in real life. :D (another one of [i]these[/i] threads! hooray!) I'll start: Mr. Basil...he has a part time job and plays maple when hes bored.
A horse walks into a bar Bartender says why the long face. Horse says nothing. It is a horse and cannot talk. It panics at the unfamiliarity of the location and breaks its leg in an attempt to escape. It is put down.
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Hey, Old Sport. Whats doin I woke up today and poured cereal into my bowl. Then I thought there was no milk left. But I found some so it was all okay.