Poop stories. Now Tell me any funny encounters you had wit the infamous poo. Today I pood and the feces dropped to the bottom of the bowl and formed the shape of a man's junk. There were two little round bits sandwiching a long piece. It was art and no I didn't eat it
Alone in a crowded room Don't you just hate it when you're sitting all alone in a big room where [i]everyone[/i] knows each other and are having a fun time while you, that one kid that no one talks to, has to sit through this stupid meeting because you were pressured into it and you can't leave till its over? And while you're fuming about all this,the place is full of loud people who are more than likely talking smack behind your back? Sorry, I had to vent about my daily routine >.<
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Fun fact of the week 1 Did you know that clicking on the top left corner of the basil banner, directly ON your character, is the equivalent to visiting your profile by clicking on "basilID"? Well did you?
i just did real magic I kid you not, I was grabbing a couple eggs for some ramen and I grabbed 2 eggs from the dozen and there was ele-ven eggs left -claps- wao
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Is there a cure for this sickness? So recently I got really sick and I was curious if there was a cure to this.....I got bieber feverrr And yes I am a fan of ryan higa But srsly how do I cure this crap, I need a solution quick before I'm all.... all..... gone.
How did you get your basil name? I got mine through the idea of jumping off bridges :)
y0 mama jokes thread y0 mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish Inb4 suspended Inb4 #old jokes
How do you protect your virginity? As an avid player of Maplestory, my lvl 250 dark knight shall defend my virginity to the death. And then respawn. How do YOU protect your virginity?
It finally happened I sat for such a long period of time that my left butt cheek is bleeding
What do yall think about my shower routine? 1. Nood 2. Water on 3. Step in with my phone 4. Basil surf for 20 min+ mhm 5. Crap its 10:00, pour soap everywhere Please complement my basil dedication. This is a true story that occurs daily for yours truly. I also typed this all one-handed style while latherig my hair :)