11 Stupid Legal Warnings 1. Child-size Superman and Batman costumes come with this warning label: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." 2. A clothes iron comes with this caution: "Warning: Never iron clothes on the body." Ouch! 3. The instructions for a medical thermometer advise: "Do not use orally after using rectally." [url]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/11-stupid-legal-warnings-1.jpg[/url] The warning on pepper spray reads The warning on pepper spray reads "May irritate eyes." 4. The side of a Slush Puppy cup warns: "This ice may be cold." The only thing dumber than this would be a disclaimer stating: "No puppies were harmed in the making of this product."