This sounds painful Place a toothpick in between your big toenail, and then kick the wall ;)
What element are you? So, If you were any element on the periodic table what would you be? :D Honestly I think I would be oxygen I have no idea why.
The worst pick-up lines/puns :D Post the most terrible pick-up lines/puns here, Did you fart? Because you blew me away.