beat the beaver 2014 this angry beaver with the lust of a thousand virgins for trees and tree products is eating the trees in front of my house I want to destroy it because it keeps eating trees. the birds that I like to watch and observe can't build nest and condos because beaver builds dam home with poor young trees he has gone too far I want to set his dam on fire but something about it being illegal to set fire to beavers like what help me stop fat waddle monster not as adorable as platypus before it is too late to prevent treepocalypse this story is true how do I kill this chubby spawn of satan and wooodland creatures from movies of disney #stopbeaver2k14
whats the funniest joke you know i need more jokes. share yours? i think mine is: what did the egg say to the boiling water? its gonna take me a while to get hard ive just been laid by this chick not that good but eh
and now beautiful words of jimbles notronbo oh tasty child I do a see of you I wish to do consumption but the infant I must not chew child please do leave I must do a bum blast from other, previous child who is now being the past thank
i tried making milkshakes today it didnt bring all the boys or even girls to my yard...just old people
post a funny pic bring on da giggles
ladies do you think short shorts are sexy? for working out and jogging. not for leisure.
has anyone noticed spongebob getting worse since 2007? me and my friend argued this today at lunch. she says she hasn't noticed it, but i think hes been getting weirder (not in the good way) and less funny... plus some of the ideas seem repeated.
is it true ads are based on internet history? [url=http://imgur.com/NH0W8ae]oh my[/url] idgi i clear my internet history hourly :3
i have an anger problem i get angry way to easily and frankly im starting to get angry at myself for being so angry... thats how bad it is. i feel like half the people im forced to be in contact with are complete assholes. i usually joke around alot, but i get angry extremely easily. is there a way for me to get rid of/control my anger? what do some of you guys do?
How Am I Supposed To Eat Pizza Without A Drink ok you remember that hero from spongebob that everyone got mad at because spongebob didn't bring his drink? I think I finally understand that guys level of rage. I ordered a pizza from dominos to eat by myself because my life sucks and I Specifically SAID I WANTED A PEPSI BECAUSE COKE SUCKS, and this asshat forgot it. IT EVEN SAID SO ON THE FREAKING RECIPT. I damn near went off on this kid that also goes to my school, but my parents were upstairs and my mom is a bible thumper. so I made him give me my money back and just ordered some chicken. am I wrong for getting so angry about this?
what do these dreams mean you ever had a dream about a boyfriend/girlfriend leaving you or cheating on you and then you wake up and feel extremely affectionate for them? I had a dream my gf cheated on me with some dirty Frenchman with an 11 inch baguette (in the literal sense.) because she was drunk. what led up to this dream I feel is that we were both talking about my ex that we share a mutual burning hatred for (she was a cheating lying Thot who won't leave me alone) plus I was listening to drake which makes things 10x worse. do these dreams have any significance of sorts? have you ever had any dreams like this?
would you suck toes? covered in jam or tartar sauce? or stuff like that
any fun rpg apps like maplestory im looking for apps in itunes that are similar to maplestory that -could be either 2d or 3d though preferably 2D -custom avatars -have a class system preferably -not really like WoW i tend to see that alot in the app store can you guys help me out? :3
is it feminine to cook often when I tell people that I cook they're usually really surprised or find it humorous. guys and some girls think that it's funny for some reason. hell the only reason I taught myself to cook in the first place is because I love to eat thoughts?
if you didnt, do you regret not going to prom i personally didnt go because i just dont like big parties. im going with my friends to the after events like six flags and senior ditch day and junk, but alot of people are saying youre going to regret not going. if you didnt go, do you regret it? i feel like im not going to regret it tbh :|
legend of korra season 3 ending simply.. amazing.. the whole season was pretty good (a lot better than season 2) but the ending.. definitely worth the watch.. if you haven't watched it yet just look up legend of korra season 3 episode 12 and 13 and the first link should be it thoughts on it?