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How to make yourself hot in 2 simple steps I get so many questions asking me, "How do I get more attractive?" "How do I get hotter?" I'm here to help you. Step 1. Inject magnets into your bloodstream. I know this sounds like a cheesy pun off the word attraction, but it's time you hear the science behind it. Iron is inside the bloodstream, and if you have magnets inside your bloodstream, people will feel strangely compelled to you, without realizing it 's because you're magnet. Step 2. Put your hand on a grill The grilled hand will remind several people of the exquisite complexity that is a grill. All it takes is 2 easy steps.

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Ultimate guide to lady or man problems 101 I see so many people having the same problems, and I think, how can I help? Think about them as a bowl of soup. You want to drink the bowl of soup, but the soup is too hot. Instead of calling the police and the fireman,you blow on the soup and then drink it. If you drink it right away, your mouth will burn and you will be in great pain. If you don't drink fast enough, someone might steal your soup, or it'll get cold. It really depends where you live. Apply this analogy to your life for guaranteed results.

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