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Who and What is an Adventurer?

1st Day:
Erm, hi guys . I'm new to Maplestory here, I just started yesterday. These new jobs seem so cool, Kaiser, Luminous, and the original jobs like Phantom. I'm gonna so be a Kaiser! Anyways I played an extremely outdated job called the demonslayer, (so sad). I know there's an ancient job, the mechanic! Who can live being such an outdated job?
OH yeah! Back on topic, recently my friend told me about Adventurer. Who is adventurer? Never seen him before. His name sounds so cool, I bet he can beat kaiser in 1st job!

2nd Day:
OMG Adventurer is not a class, but an entire group! Over 15 jobs, but all of them are so weak! They barely have any animations and they are ridiculous! So immobile likes stones, and they barely hit 15 times in one second! What a disgrace! Nexon should remove them and add in Kaiser already! Argh! Ohh, and today I saw a job called mercedes, it's not bad, but soooo outdated! It's even older than demonslayer! I think I can live with it.
3rd Day: I tried a Mercedes today, in terms of mobility, it's...okay I guess. Still, it really needs a mobility buff ya know. Lacking BASICS such as teleporting to monsters is quite a disgrace.... I personally like the Gust dive skill. It's so unique. But still, there's a really really historic and weak rip-off class called the erm..what was it again? Double blade. Yeah! The double blade. I mean dual blade. That job's a fail. Tried to copy my gust dive+rising rush combo. Such low damage! what's more he was level 140 and I was 130. Can't he even hit like, 400k? I mean, that's so easy, yet he hits only 70k per hit of his "Flying Assassinator" or something. Lame.
4th Day: I submitted a suggestion to Nexon today to rid of the adventurers and the other rubbish jobs. Meanwhile, I was only able to hit 870k with my absolute kill. Nothing compared to Demonslayer's Demon Impact. I really need to get more legendary items. 200% int is just so average on my Luminous.

5th Day: Yep, that's it guys. Made my Kaiser today. Erm, on average I do 5k dmg per second at lvl 47 per mob? I didn't expect him to have this weakness. Also, Korea maplestory revealed a new job. Improved mobility, damage and range. They also included Item Blessing. It's like potential, just that it gets stronger every time u level up.

200th day: Crap! Only did 500k damage per sec on zakum! How long before I hit the new damage cap! Although Nexon nerfed zakum to a lvl 70 boss, 500k damage at lvl 54 is pathetic! My friend does average 2.1million damage with his lvl 150 kaiser per 4 seconds... Youtube also showed people hitting 2,147,483,648 damage on Chaos empress per hit. Man do I aspire to be like him...

(This is a TOTALLY FICTIONAL account of a player in year 2014. This is a SIMULATION OF A NEWBIE who joins in 2014. How well do you agree with this simulation?)

July 11, 2012

4 Comments • Newest first

Crescere

Am i the only one who went like "o_____O" when he mentioned Luminous and Kaiser until I read the last part?

Reply July 11, 2012
Pereeia

'Mercedes needs a mobility buff'

LOOOOOOOL

Reply July 11, 2012
goper555

[quote=saintx3]No I do not agree, that was lame and stupid.[/quote]

I think things are gonna be bound to be that way sooner or later if things continued at this rate

Reply July 11, 2012