General

the unbreakable egg kills me...and breaks

I drop gurren lagan.......

A ninja was hiding in the paper

I go to sleep

I was in a rifridgerator and u accedentally made me fall down a cliff
I drop myself(in frige)

The dumpling turns into Megatron and attempts to kill me but I kick its ass. Resulting in me realizing that I am too powerful for existence so I beat myself to death.

I drop myself.

i get attacked by a hungry Chinese person because he wanted to use them to eat
i drop the next person to post

I own the Nexon Corp but someone shoots me to death thinking i'd be a horrible leader.
I drop chopsticks.

Kimchi's waay spicy; I die of spiciness.

I drop turtles.

how does air kill you? o.o
i don't know what that is, but i eat it then i barf it out from biting my insides and bleed to death

i drop a Big Mac

um...im too close to her and the security comes and kills me

i drop air

The nothing turns into something and it kills me.
I drop a scary doll.

I drown..somehow.

I drop nothingness.

I DIE FROM THE FLASHY LIGHTS.

THE LIGHTS ARE EVERYWHEEREEEE

I drop a afghan civilian.

Cat bites me and I die of an infection.

I drop a minute piece of fluff.