General

Tis a shame i never train. Oh the strain of plain 1x.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the little biotches house.

Knock knock
Who's there?
It's the chicken

how do you know if a black persons pregnant? you put a tampon in her and pull it out and if the cottons picked....shes preggers

i'd rather get Daquan's mix tape, cuz that shiiit is fire!
or so i've heard...

I like how some people are this deseperate for a code.

dude1:there is a room with a window and a door where do u come from?
dude3:window.
dude1: ok. in the room there is a whore and ur mom who do u f?&?&?&?ck?
dude3: whore?...
dude1: and i f..-/-..ck ur mooom! ohhhh ohhhh buuurn! ohhhhh! get rekt!

meanwhile dude2 realized that this wasnt a joke.. it was some sort of burn..lol gimme the code

[quote=TheHero23]How many mexicans does it take to fix a....

Oh snap they're done[/quote]
Sii, this oneo shudo wino

[quote=iamgrimace]what did the black guy get on his test?

chicken grease[/quote]
Hue hue hue

How many mexicans does it take to fix a....

Oh snap they're done

The funniest thing so far is realizing that if the 2x coupon code Nexon gave you is one you have to enter in the cash shop to get is bound to your account and cant be given away/sold.

what did the black guy get on his test?

chicken grease

How do you give a 2x code?

@Shini: thank you. i have seen it used too many times in game to very little reward.

[quote=WindowLegs]overused joke which was never funny[/quote]

That's my first time in my entire lifetime i ever heard that joke. However you're right about it being not so funny.

[quote=heyitsjustin]Whats long and black (;?

the unemployment line.[/quote]

overused joke which was never funny

[quote=WhileeInSchools]I have a bumper sticker that reads "Honk if you think im sexy". So whenever I feel down about myself I just go to a busy street and park at a red light until I feel better about myself c;[/quote]

I messaged you the code

[quote=Radiqal]You're welcome.[/quote]

You're my hero.

[quote=WhileeInSchools]I have a bumper sticker that reads "Honk if you think im sexy". So whenever I feel down about myself I just go to a busy street and park at a red light until I feel better about myself c;[/quote]

This is the best one in here so far imo, lmao.

Yo mama so stinky hitler used her to make the gaz chamber

What did the old man get for his birthday?
Cancer.

[quote=WhileeInSchools]I have a bumper sticker that reads "Honk if you think im sexy". So whenever I feel down about myself I just go to a busy street and park at a red light until I feel better about myself c;[/quote]

okay he wins LOL

[quote=Caeg]Thank you.[/quote]
You're welcome.

[quote=Jowe27]A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention.
Some people find it funny, so it is a joke.
And not joking about it doesn't cure it, so theres no issue here[/quote]
Thank you.

I'm gonna make people tell me jokes by lying about giving them a 2x coupon code if they tell a good joke.

a catholic priest, a p3do, and a rap1st walks into a bar...

and he orders a beer

[quote=iHekFetBoi]Cancer =/= joke[/quote]

A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention.
Some people find it funny, so it is a joke.
And not joking about it doesn't cure it, so theres no issue here

I have a bumper sticker that reads "Honk if you think im sexy". So whenever I feel down about myself I just go to a busy street and park at a red light until I feel better about myself c;

everyone of these jokes are copyrinos. get creative.

Give it to me I don't even play.

[quote=Caeg]What did the blind deaf down syndrome child get for Christmas?
. .
. Cancer[/quote]

Cancer =/= joke

What did the blind deaf down syndrome child get for Christmas?
. .
. Cancer

There are 3 Spies that get captured. One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets. The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know. They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing. 4 hours go by and the spy isn't talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell. The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, " I wanted to!, but I couldn't move my hands!"

Yo mama so fat she uses one of those motor chairs in the supermarket

What do you call four mexicans sinking in a hole?

A: Cuatro Cinco

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Me

Well... that's all I got