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April fools, 5th job

Happy early April fools everyone. Boy, wasn't that amazing? We all got our hopes up that baexon would eventually give us all what we wanted. They gave us a mihile, then a pink bean (then they took it away from us because we ya'll did'nt deserve it (I'm looking at you, non beginners) then lookie here we got 5th job. How Quaint. This reminds me of how they nudered Zero's boss damage by half among other things.

Lets get serious, friends. Have a seat. Here, I brought you some nachos. No, they aren't for you. You can watch me eat them as i tell you the cold hard truth.

I'm a beginner. Not engineer or spy. But we already know that RedLeaf has a plan. They get lots of people to see the amazingness that is their future patches.. then nerf them into some small mini event or something like that.

Do you reaaaaally think they would make cubes even more effective? *Crunches nachos audibly* Theres no*licks lips*reason why they would really want to help us! They just want our munny! Noxus is just pulling our legs. Do you see what they did to beginners!?! *clumsily flicks my lighter against the nacho, forgetting it's not a cigarette*

They Runed us! We could have been just like Cygnus knights.. With a mobbing attack.. and.. and.. *Starts sucking on the nacho, then notices that it's not a cigarette and throws it into the Forest. Ignorant to the conflagration which will eventually plague us for generations to come*

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Now that i got all of that out. I'll just say this one last time. It's a Conspiracy! Dont trust Napalm!! It's nawt cute!
Elaborate textbook spepech.
V V V V V
Redleaf: Nexon
Baexon: Nexon
noxus: Nexon
Runed: Do you really need to know.
Napalm: H0i.