Who would you rather be? 1. A sassy black woman with wide hips and an exceptional finger wag and "mmmhmmm" 2.A white redneck Republican male living in Texas with 6 teeth missing and a moonshine addiction 3. An Asian in Syria with no way to escape 4. A fat, ugly British prince who will never find love
Im making pancakes And none of you are getting any.
Here lies the ghost Of La-a(Ladasha), my sassy black neighbor's cat. Any words you'd like to say to the deceased?
Allow me to play my drum solo badum dum tsh dum dum tsh doda do da do dum ba dum ba dum dum tsh tsh a dum ba dumdum dumadumadumaduma dsh What'd you think?
do you all accept me as a member of basilmarket?
I will make a picture for you It'll be like this: /(. .) /[ ] | | just tell me what you'd like, I'll just ignore the inappropiate answers though. OK so it got messed up but it'll look better when I actually do it EDIT: The thing I'm using is messing up so it's just going to be normal drawing
What do I do now? Fabulous secret powers were given to me the day I held aloft my magic sword, which was today. What do I do now? Btw I'm the prince of Eternia
I got kidnapped by Somalian pirates They went to go tie their camels to a post nearby so I'm using my iDevice. What do I do?
how do u deal with being a phil when everyone around u is a dan
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!:) Yea I'm an ass
thank u guys its been a year and a half on this website as of today
Get me outta this cavern Or I'll cave in. Discuss.
basil u med mi cri today i fel sad now
do you guys still like me do u guys still worship me
Post a sad one sentence story There was a frog who always wanted to fly but never did.
hope u guys are having ok days i love u all (except )