Letter to the Black Mage
If you could write a letter to the black mage saying anything you wanted , with 100% certainty somehow the message would reach him unaltered and he would read it, what would you say? What do you think could be said that would cause a shift in his perspective?
July 5, 2014
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I'd rather write a message to the white mage so i don't have to write it in slang
Dear Black Mage,
How many peanuts can you fit inside your mouth?
Sincerely,
The fire department
Dear Black Mage,
When will be able to play your class? I hope it's soon.
~ArcaneEli <3
Whats your range
Dear Black Mage,
I will pay you to kill yourself. I've got a perfect spot all picked out for you and if you don't want to that's fine, call the Hyperion Suicide Prevention Hotline and you'll get nothing. If you want a huge reward, you jump off that cliff and become an idiot. Take your time.
From your number 5.728 fan,
Comrade