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Purchasing friends in Scania

So here's the deal. I will pay you 10m an hour to be my friend. During this time you must laugh at all of my jokes and follow me wherever I go. If I go afk, you must sit on a cute chair next to me and wait until I return. You will be paid after the hour is done. You must not disagree with me on anything and must respond to everything I say. If I feel a lack of enthusiasm on your part I reserve the right to cancel our contract and you will not be paid. If you do a good job and are consistent, you will be promoted to Mega Friend and receive 15m an hour. Please leave a brief description of yourself below as space is limited.