This Is War Broccoli Attacks
Alright everyone, it's time we take things seriously. Have you ever noticed what's green, lumpy, and lurking in practically everything? I'll tell you what it is: BROCCOLI
This vegetable is being used as a filler in everything! Want chinese food? Here's some BROCCOLI! Have a tv dinner with "fresh vegetables"? BAM! BROCOLI! What about restaurants, you'd think there you'd be safe, perhaps we'll be surprised with a fresh variety of seasonal-- NO! BAM! MORE BROCCOLI!
Down with this opression! Support variety! Vote!
Express your feelings on this intrusive vegetable! Love it? Or down with Team Broccoli!
April 27, 2013
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What? Sopping up juices you say? Clearly you must mean becoming intolerably SOGGY and LIMP!
Broccoli plays such a supportive role though! Just when the rest of the veggies fail to sop up excess juices, broccoli steps up and picks up the slack!
#teambrocc