i am such a boss i can't believe it.
Alright guys, time for me to inform everyone about why I'm just a ridiculous boss.
SO A LITTLE BACKSTORY: I'M A FIRST-YEAR AT A WELL-KNOWN HIGH-RANKED UNIVERSITY.
NOW ONTO THE BOSS SUBSTANCE: IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE MY FINAL AND THAT CLASS IS HELLA HARD. I ALREADY KNOW I HAVE THREE A'S SO I'M JUST LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE. I'M GONNA DO MEDIOCRE AND SLIDE BY WITH AN A- BECAUSE I NEEDED A 96 OR HIGHER ON THE FINAL TO GET AN A. SO WHAT DO I DO? I DO IT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN PROMPTLY FALL ASLEEP. THE NEXT DAY, I TAKE MY FINAL. WAIT A SECOND. DID I JUST GET AN A+? DID I JUST GET A 4.0 FOR MY FIRST SEMESTER? HELL YEAH I DID. BOSS TIME.
HEY GUYS YOU CAN ALL BE LIKE "IF YOU'RE IN COLLEGE WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON BASIL" OR "LOSER NEEDS TO TELL US TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIMSELF." BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT I HAVE A 4.0, AM HEADED TOWARDS GREAT THINGS, HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO I GET TO BANG ON A REGULAR BASIS, AND AM ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP AND HAVE AN AWESOME CHRISTMAS.
I HOPE YOU ALL CAN BE BOSSES LIKE ME ONE DAY. TRULY. HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS.
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if your a boss.. make me a sammich!
ew caps
@above
LOL nice~
Is your girlfriend your professor? cougars deezdaiz
You go girl.
wtg mate
Congrats
WE MUST CELEBRATE BY TALKING IN CAPS
WOOHOOOO (not trolling)
Your so boss you can't take your finger off the caps key apparently.
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ss or its fake
[quote=arangod1479]u realize ur employer and ur "boss" can track this thread down and deface u rite?[/quote]
i hope ur just kiding
I'm not gonna lie your pretty boss
who's your
1. underboss
2. caopdecina's?
Heh, man I didn't even need to take the final. I just wrote "Imma boss" on each page of it and my teacher gave me an A+.
i'm so jelly
what collij bro
Is that so?
Congrats bro, you da boss
congratulations
I don't think anybody else cares
Bosses don't type in all caps
i ate a sandvvich and it was yummy
Why not? SEEMS PRETTY SIMPLE TO ME. DIDN'T STUDY FOR MY FINAL AND DID THE DIRTY INSTEAD. GOT AN A+ ON IT ANYWAYS.
I have no idea what you just said right now.