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[quote=RitoPls]I thought I loved my ex until she said she wasn't trying very hard in our relationship because she didn't want to "waste her time."

The feels[/quote]
that sound familiar

i hate hate hate "relax" or "calm down" like im already relaxed and calmed down jerkoff go f urself

'You dont understamd..' Seriously, stop making excuses and just tell them the situation you coward >.<

[quote=RitoPls]I thought I loved my ex until she said she wasn't trying very hard in our relationship because she didn't want to "waste her time."

The feels[/quote]

I feel you bro.

OT: "Doesn't matter/I don't care" "Wherever" (when going to find a place to eat)

Please add in "I see" up there. I hate that quote so much. With a passion.

I thought I loved my ex until she said she wasn't trying very hard in our relationship because she didn't want to "waste her time."

The feels

"Do we seriously have to go to your mothers for Christmas"

Anything to do with the longevity of the relationship. Automatic Jinx.

I've said them all just to piss her off.. even now, though we're not together anymore. She does the same to me... Also like some other people are saying "k" is a big no no.
Any one word reply just pisses me off too.

[quote=milkocha]
"um i like that girl's booty more than yours"[/quote]

i liked your comment cus of this lol

"I'll cut you"

The only four words a man needs to know in a relationship (especially necissary in marriage):
-Oh
-Yeah
-Right
-Sorry

Use them individually... or in a cluster. For example...
[Wife] Weren't you supposed to mow the lawn today?
[Man] Oh? Yeah... right. Sorry.

"I have something to tell you... Promise you won't be mad."
"Well were were drunk and..."
"Why don't you ever shut up!"
"You [i]know[/i] why I'm mad at you."
"My mom is moving in with us."

I think any of those would be the worst (not counting the usual "this sounds like the start of a breakup" words). Some of the ones in this thread are annoying sure, but not the worst things you could hear in a relationship lol.

Good bye forever

"K"
"idk"
"Im tired"
"kk"
"go away"
"I hate you"
"nothing"

Girls really suck.
It's like they expect you to know whats wrong, and then they don't tell you until its too late, and somehow its our fault, even though we asked them liked a million times.

Edit-
"thats nice"
"cool"
"sure"
"swag"
Or when they just ignore you

"im on my period, you'll have to wait"

"you know what you did"
"So annoying"
"Sigh"
"Ugh your so useless"
or when she just stares at you and expects you to know
what the hells wrong..........

"But I was drunk"

uhm, I have to tell you something...

"I love you"

"Headshot!"

babe, we need to talk

The worst thing to say to me is nothing. Either that, or actually saying, "nothing." Might as well not say it, and if it's out, why just mumble it under your breath?

stop being so irrational/crazy

Well these may or may not be true but its a good heads up.

"Why is this a thread"

"I'm a week late"

she/he is cute >.<

The condom broke. I'm pregnant. You're the father

"will you marry me?"l

i do this all the time.

"k"
"ummm"
"oops srry man"
"um i like that girl's booty more than yours"