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The Actual Story About how the World was Created

So, there was sally, the chinese dragon, and hershey-squirt III, they were swimming through nothing in space and they encountered a light. (continue)

February 20, 2013

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Sqeeshyer

@croodle no you are wrong... I will tell you the whole story. -KOBE SYSTEM-

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Croodle

And then everything exploded.

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Sqeeshyer

fine I'll just end it... -Kobe System-

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Sqeeshyer

...which caused Po in Kung Fu Panda to become the dragon warrior...

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fun2killu

Then the dragon sneezed and BAM! tha universe was made.

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Sqeeshyer

which then caused Nikki to get fired from American Idol. Meanwhile, Chris Duhon and @Sqeeshyer were having a weiner battle which caused both Star Wars and the weiner dog to be created...

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Sqeeshyer

And then, Chris Duhon took a hotdog and slapped me back, which caused Pangea to form...

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xXMoonWingx

but then died (again) by the darkness that hated the world.

To person above me: Nice, but I'm not changing this.

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Mirandath

Original text:

"1 Thessalonians i. 3. For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves ."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"T 1 2 hearings over the last two years, money is the root of all evil: God and I'm a little late."

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Sqeeshyer

Then @Sqeeshyer got a hotdog and beat them to death...

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icoleslawderp

The dragon got the red rocket.

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Bluex3

inb4 god.

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