The Actual Story About how the World was Created
So, there was sally, the chinese dragon, and hershey-squirt III, they were swimming through nothing in space and they encountered a light. (continue)
February 20, 2013
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@croodle no you are wrong... I will tell you the whole story. -KOBE SYSTEM-
And then everything exploded.
fine I'll just end it... -Kobe System-
...which caused Po in Kung Fu Panda to become the dragon warrior...
Then the dragon sneezed and BAM! tha universe was made.
which then caused Nikki to get fired from American Idol. Meanwhile, Chris Duhon and @Sqeeshyer were having a weiner battle which caused both Star Wars and the weiner dog to be created...
And then, Chris Duhon took a hotdog and slapped me back, which caused Pangea to form...
but then died (again) by the darkness that hated the world.
To person above me: Nice, but I'm not changing this.
Original text:
"1 Thessalonians i. 3. For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves ."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"T 1 2 hearings over the last two years, money is the root of all evil: God and I'm a little late."
Then @Sqeeshyer got a hotdog and beat them to death...
The dragon got the red rocket.
inb4 god.