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[quote=AiRec520]Damn, I thought it was another tophat.
EDIT: where are you wearing the tophat?[/quote]

On my head if you were referring to my body.
In my basement (its my room for another three years, then I'm moving out) if you were referring to location.

Keep the questions coming, I'll answer them all in 10 minutes or so. I'll be absent until then though, so don't be surprised if the reply isn't instant.

[quote=AiRec520]What is in your tophat?[/quote]

A rabbit.

[quote=parsapwner1]How awesome are you on a scale of 10-10?
Also, can you get me one?4tehlulz[/quote]

12.
Can I get you a tophat? Sorry, but you must go on your very own mystical tophat journey to obtain your own. Each person has a specific journey that life has set up for them to obtain a powerful tophat. I would help you if I could, but its different for every person. Oh so sorry, my dear sir.

[quote=ALiGonkey]What do you like to eat?[/quote]

Pasta. I'm actually a vegetarian, so my food choice is limited.
I'm also diabetic (type one) which also limits my carb intake.
But yes, pasta is definitely my favorite food. Macaroni and cheese, to be precise.

[quote=SimonPleads]Who cares what they think? Your FATE. KERHWIN. Opinions shouldn't matter for you.[/quote]

You're*
Opinions matter regardless of the person. As amazing as I might be (lol) I can't do anything by myself. People need support. Thus, opinions always matter.
Oh yeah, and you also spouted my death theory around on Basil. Yeah, I saw the thread. I browsed Basil while I was banned. You gave me credit, but you started making up aspects of the theory to try to make it seem as though it didn't have any holes. Well it does have holes, and you basically changed the theory completely in the act of filling those holes in. Honestly, you've been nothing but a nuisance the moment you got involved with me. Having said this, I have no problem if you continue to lurk around. But just stop mentioning me and or the things that I've said. If I want Basil to know something then I'll tell them, I don't need you doing it for me.

[quote=HaloMage]Are you a wizard.[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am.

[quote=xDignityy]can you entertain me?[/quote]

Probably not. But I can give it a shot I suppose. What do you propose that I do, miss Dignity?

Are you a wizard.

[quote=BigDivide]Team Edward or Team Jacob? =O[/quote]

Team Kerhwin.
I have never bothered to watch a Twilight movie. The ideal of vampires is good, but it was poorly executed in this movie.

[quote=SimonPleads]Why do you ignore my PMs?[/quote]

You continued to make threads about me after I told you to stop. Thus, people started to think that we were the same person. I explained this to you, and you turned around and made another thread about me. Think of the silence that I display to you as punishment for being disobedient.

Team Edward or Team Jacob? =O

[quote=Etokapa]Unless you post a picture, you are a phony. [b]A BIG FAT PHONY![/b]

Are you a big fat phony? :o[/quote]

No, I am not a big fat phony.
But I did break my phone, so I can't really prove this either (my phone was my only camera).

It's ok I was talking to your hat anyways, not you[quote=Fate]You know, I was just thinking about this last week. I fell asleep while thinking about the question, and had a dream about the arcade game Crazy Taxi. I was in the crazy taxi, being driven to god knows where. My driver was an old scruffy guy with a beard and a smokers voice. He would say something cheesy along the lines of "gnarly!" every time we crashed into something. I can say with 100% honesty that it was the scariest dream I've ever had.

Note: This dream explanation was compensation for me not being able to answer your question.

Kerhwin is not a vampire. Vampires are Kerhwin.[/quote]

[quote=bboyever]Why do you look like you have a Vendetta or something?[/quote]

I am in no situation that could be assumed a vendetta. Though, the power of the tophat may display that illusion.

[quote=Fate]I actually put one on in real life four minutes ago for the sake of the joke.[/quote]Unless you post a picture, you are a phony. [b]A BIG FAT PHONY![/b]

Are you a big fat phony? :o

[quote=skydust123]Sir, how are you such a badass?[/quote]

You know, I was just thinking about this last week. I fell asleep while thinking about the question, and had a dream about the arcade game Crazy Taxi. I was in the crazy taxi, being driven to god knows where. My driver was an old scruffy guy with a beard and a smokers voice. He would say something cheesy along the lines of "gnarly!" every time we crashed into something. I can say with 100% honesty that it was the scariest dream I've ever had.

Note: This dream explanation was compensation for me not being able to answer your question.

[quote=Darkkonous]Okay I am gong to be VERY honest to you and ask you this.........
ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?[/quote]

Kerhwin is not a vampire. Vampires are Kerhwin.

Okay I am gong to be VERY honest to you and ask you this.........
ARE YOU A VAMPIRE?

Sir, how are you such a badass?

[quote=xenspyder]Are you wearing a tophat?[/quote]

I actually put one on in real life four minutes ago for the sake of the joke.

[quote=Chat]I fap to your hat.
How does this make you feel?[/quote]

Pretty good. Though I must admit that there are a lot more tophats in the sea. Mine cheats on people.

I fap to your hat.
How does this make you feel?

You're not wearing one irl so I'm not interested.