Lets have a talk about anything you want
I am currently waiting for a specific person to get on Skype, and have nothing to do as of now. So, lets talk. It doesn't matter what its about. It could be about your day and how great it was or wasn't. It could be about your cat and how it doesn't seem to get along with your pet rock. It could be about how your girlfriend never seems to look at you anymore as she makes love to you. Anything would be fine, as long as its something that I can actually reply to. So, shoot away.
[*]To the person that asked for me to add you all on skype, that would be too much of a hassle, and I'm sure not all of you would want me on there. For this reason, I'll just give out my skype, so that if anyone actually wants to add me they can. My skype name is Kerhwin.
I no longer require you to feed my boredom. Thus, I will be leaving this thread. I bid you adieu.
And I'm back. Entertain me some more.
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My peers think I am weird for wearing my curly hair down, so tomorrow I am joining the bandwagon and straightening my hair, putting it in a ponytail, and putting ribbons in it. Oh the joy!
./in 8th grade
[quote=IBakeBabies]No way, really? Wow you've opened my eyes! Thanks!
But the only problem is... my only source of nutrition is babies I require human blood to survive, and babies are the most fresh and tasty.[/quote]
Oh, I'm aware of how delicious humans tend to be. But publicizing your crave for the red body fluid probably isn't the best way to attract women. Or anyone, for that matter. See, you develop a relationship with the person first. Once you become close enough, wait for the perfect opening to proclaim your liquid enjoyment.
[quote=Orchid]seducing guys ain't my thang[/quote]
Ah, well that was a joke nonetheless. A horrible suggestion, to say the least. But I do suppose thats a good thing, don't you? Without the capability to seduce people, the option lays dormant thus not inherently sparking the temptation.
[quote=IBakeBabies]y dun teh womenz lyk me?[/quote]
Two reasons are currently screaming out to me.
Reason one would be that you bake babies. This tends to be very unappealing.
Reason two would be your grammar. Women fly to men that know how to form a coherent sentence. Women also fly to men that wear tophats.
[quote=Fate]You're a picky one aren't you.[/quote]
seducing guys ain't my thang
[quote=Orchid]but then they'll get chapped[/quote]
You're a picky one aren't you.
[quote=Xchippzanuff]oh my god i found you [/quote]
Yes. Yes you did.
[quote=Fate]Wear an eyepatch.
There is an excellent chance of that.[/quote]
oh my god i found you
[quote=Fate]Make it seductive. Lick your lips at the same time..[/quote]
but then they'll get chapped
[quote=Orchid]what then it just looks like i blinked[/quote]
Make it seductive. Lick your lips at the same time.
[quote=gokuryu]groin stretches feel good[/quote]
Tell me about it. This one time... Eh, never mind.
[quote=Fate]Wear an eyepatch.[/quote]
what then it just looks like i blinked
[quote=Orchid]when i wink both of my eyes close[/quote]
Wear an eyepatch.
[quote=Xchippzanuff]are you my long lost brother [/quote]
There is an excellent chance of that.
are you my long lost brother
[quote=Fate]Wink at him. If he takes it the wrong way then just tell him that you have a twitch.[/quote]
when i wink both of my eyes close
[quote=Orchid]well uh i wasn't going to anyway because i'm too awkward for my own good[/quote]
Wink at him. If he takes it the wrong way then just tell him that you have a twitch.
[quote=ZackIsPwn]It's not you, it's me.
But I'll go do it.[/quote]
Oh, but it is me.
[quote=Fate]Usually when people refer to products they mean cologne. Everybody wears deodorant, and it doesn't usually emit a strong enough smell that other people can notice it. It usually just covers up the smell emitting from your underarms. But still, don't tell him that you think he smells good. It will most likely come off as creepy.[/quote]
well uh i wasn't going to anyway because i'm too awkward for my own good
[quote=ZackIsPwn]I have a work for Spanish
It's 50 points
It was for today
I already have -13 points for tardiness (srsly only one day)
If I don't bring it tomorrow I'm screwed, even when I said I LOST THE NOTEBOOK AND HAVE TO RE-DO ALL.
It's 30 words, 20 with 2 definitions. I need to write what I think they mean, sentences with each definition, their real definition, sinonyms and antonyms.
[b]I still haven't started.[/b][/quote]
I'm sorry that I've distracted you from having a better future with my elegance. Please, do go your homework. I will direct one full post towards you and only you if you come back and inform me that it is done.
[quote=Orchid]well it smelled nice though...
okay let's all stop using deodorant BECAUSE WE ARE ALL AFRAID OF OUR NATURAL SMELLS[/quote]
Usually when people refer to products they mean cologne. Everybody wears deodorant, and it doesn't usually emit a strong enough smell that other people can notice it. It usually just covers up the smell emitting from your underarms. But still, don't tell him that you think he smells good. It will most likely come off as creepy.
[quote=Fate]Oh, then don't tell him. That would just be creepy. You should tell him to stop using product though, thats just inherently saying that he is afraid of his natural smell being bad, which makes him a coward.[/quote]
well it smelled nice though...
okay let's all stop using deodorant BECAUSE WE ARE ALL AFRAID OF OUR NATURAL SMELLS
[quote=Orchid]no it smelled like some sort of product.[/quote]
Oh, then don't tell him. That would just be creepy. You should tell him to stop using product though, thats just inherently saying that he is afraid of his natural smell being bad, which makes him a coward.
[quote=EveryAvenue]Yeee, waiting for a person to get on skype too :I
I have a feeling I fall for people too fast
thats all I have on my mind
boring[/quote]
You can't learn from your mistakes if you never make them in the first place. Better now then later, as that would result in you becoming an awkward adult.
[quote=penguinslol2]I'm probably failing chemistry.[/quote]
You can't be. You're the only... "Chem" I see? I think I did that wrong. Yes, yes I did.
[quote=1337mastz0r]I thought this cute intellectual girl was new.
But it turns out she went to elementary with me around the time I was dating in Maple.
She knew because my friend told her.
._.[/quote]
Ouch. You were dating during elementary with people in Maple? That comes off as a bit odd to me.
I thought this cute intellectual girl was new.
But it turns out she went to elementary with me around the time I was dating in Maple.
She knew because my friend told her.
._.
[quote=Fate]You should comment on his aroma. It might come off as creepy, but if not then you just hit the bullseye, as that is probably just his natural body odor built up from day one to day x. And guys love when a women not only can stand his natural sweaty smell, but enjoy it.[/quote]
no it smelled like some sort of product.
[quote=Orchid]we were doing these art critiques today and he was standing uncomfortably close to me but that's okay because i think he smells pretty good.[/quote]
You should comment on his aroma. It might come off as creepy, but if not then you just hit the bullseye, as that is probably just his natural body odor built up from day one to day x. And guys love when a women not only can stand his natural sweaty smell, but enjoy it.
[quote=Heatless]Do you like my new avatar?
Link.
It's okay I know you do.[/quote]
I love the way you added an element of homosexuality to it. It adds that classy style element.
I'm dead serious by the way, I really do like it.
[quote=natalie]i think i might be starting to like my best friend's crush.
f***[/quote]
Just think about how much of a loser your best friend is and manage to pick out each and every thing wrong with her. Then, take it into consideration that this crush of yours has actually managed to fall for this person. Instant turn off.
[quote]PanguLand]Gotta love waiting for the person on skype. . . Been there done that.
Side note, gotta study over 50 different bones for a test tomorrow. FML @ Exercise Science.[/quote]
It must really suck not just knowing everything off of the top of your head.
[quote=IceHeart1111]The guy who likes me is a crackhead, but he gave me a jar of nutella[/quote]
Theres always an upside to everything.
Skype all of us bro
The guy who likes me is a crackhead, but he gave me a jar of nutella
Gotta love waiting for the person on skype. . . Been there done that.
Side note, gotta study over 50 different bones for a test tomorrow. FML @ Exercise Science.
i think i might be starting to like my best friend's crush.
f***
[quote=Fate]I'm happy that you own the courage to do so.[/quote]
we were doing these art critiques today and he was standing uncomfortably close to me but that's okay because i think he smells pretty good.
[quote=Orchid]there's this cute guy in my art class and he seems so nice i'm gonna start talking to him.[/quote]
I'm happy that you own the courage to do so.
[quote=RandomGenius]im going to drop out of AP world history[/quote]
I'm guessing that you're not in AP language arts right now. Er, but why? I've personally never enjoyed history, so an AP class for it would just be out of the question for me.
im going to drop out of AP world history
there's this cute guy in my art class and he seems so nice i'm gonna start talking to him.
[quote=Montblanc]When will we get married
wat[/quote]
The only person that I see fit to marry such a person as myself is none other than the narcissus myself.
[quote=NyteProwleR]I'm having trouble with math homework because our teacher had a surgery so we just have stupid substitutes for a month who don't do anything but still give us homework [/quote]
Its simple. Kill the batma... Oh, well do you need help on it? Strangely enough, the chat section has become common grounds for unintelligent people posting easy homework. Not to say that you're unintelligent, because I haven't seen the homework that you need help on. Though if its easy, then shame on you.