Whats your weirdest/most messed up dream?
Most of my messed up dreams are so confusing i always end up forgetting them.
But there is this one that ALWAYS comes back when im sick.Basically its very blurry and alternates between two, the first one is something like being a family/aliens in space in a spaceship and me being one of them and it ends up with someone dying or me getting betrayed in the other one i am bitting/chewing on some styrofoam sponge carton texture while being sick in bed will the texture of that thing feels so weird and uncomfortable that i start crying in my dream and i wake up crying.
So whats the weirdest dreams you guys have ever had that you remember..
July 14, 2013
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I was just walking down the street one fine day when this lady confronts me and starts talking to me. Then for some apparent reason, she turns into this weird octopus monster so I run away then she starts following me and everything goes from bright to black and white. I just keep running and running and running then when I look back to see if she's still following me, there were other "things" with her like a clown, then I run to the right and hide near a corner and then when I look to my left I see the octopus lady. This is all I remember.
I remember having this one crazy dream back in 7th grade or something. For some reason, my entire class took a yacht to some small island as a field trip, and we were all playing around on the island and having fun. For whatever reason, probably because it was a rule of the dream or something, I knew that if I stop thinking happy/funny thoughts, these black holes/circles will start appearing and consume the island. I had stopped thinking of happy/funny thoughts for a moment, and I saw a circle forming around a tree. Even creepier, none of the other kids/teachers could see them if they were still thinking happy/funny thoughts and I went around trying to tell them about it. Eventually, more and more started seeing them and we decided to get back on the yacht and leave the island, but when we got to the dock, we noticed that we couldn't leave, everything past a certain distance from the island was completely black. I believe I woke up after that, but I was pretty freaked out.
Weirdest/most messed up dream huh?
Well, I had a recurring one about being violated by my father in order to summon me to the Illuminati headquarters in outer space where I got gang-violated again.
i had a wet dream that a banged my best lesbian friend, i woke up then tried to continue that dream....didnt work
I dreamed of getting chased by vampires and when one was about to bite me I bit its head off and bam the hunted became the hunter.
Lotsa falling through various scenery until finally I'm impaled.
It's not a fun recurring dream.
I dreamed my friend was making out with a teacher and they were both nude.
I woke up and was like what the hell just happened.
my ex was chasing me on a bulldozer
Okay, I got this when I was REALLY sick and stuff.
I was a spider, and we were in the war.
Some spider Colonel that looked like Revolver Ocelot started screaming," GET READY!"
Then old lady and a bunch of dictator spiders started coming in and then I woke up crying,
with me very sweaty and my nose clogged up and I couldn't breath.
i convinced my friend not to jump off of a building by promising him starbucks
that i finally got a gf.
I had a dream I had a tiger as pet and I was playing with it. I don't remember any more than that.
slender man trying to kill me
#truestory
@ClementZ: based god smashes with normal attacks!
[quote=HairyCreatures]Damn. I thought you [b]played[/b] lil B.[/quote]
lol that would've been too OP.
oh I have a lot of these
The most recent was where this boy was stoned to death because everyone at his school thought he was gay and I passed by and I could see his dead body and there was his family crying by him and all these police and I could see the dead brain matter coming out of his head from the places where people hit him.
Once when I was around fifteen I had a dream that my sister was trying to shoot me (I asked her to) but every time she aimed for my head she missed so I kept asking her to do it over and over while I was bleeding and having bits of my head blown off.
When I was really young, like 8 or 9 I also had a dream that my mom died right in front of me.
All my dreams are pretty nuts.
Some of the nicer ones are when my dreams are in cartoons. I had this cool one with a girl who had magical purple hair and was trying to defeat this bad guy inside an aquarium. I should keep a dream diary or something so I can remember all these. I also had this dream one time where I was forced to marry this monster dude in order to save my little sister from being stuck in this alternate universe forever (except I don't actually have a younger sister in real life?) so I agreed but when I was there I met this guy and I really liked him plus the landscape was beautiful so I didn't want to leave but I also wanted to see my family again but I only had this certain time limit to make it back home. And then there was one cute dream, probably one of my happiest dreams, where I had this adorable girlfriend and I was staying at her house and visiting her family and she would sometimes kiss me really chastely. It was cute.
[quote=ClementZ]Bro he kept runnin Metaknight.
And the only character I could choose was Jigglypuff
And I suck with Jigglypuff.[/quote]
Damn. I thought you [b]played[/b] lil B.
[quote=HairyCreatures]How on earth could it have happen![/quote]
Bro he kept runnin Metaknight.
And the only character I could choose was Jigglypuff
And I suck with Jigglypuff.
O i also used to have this dream EVERY night as a kid.I was at the top of about a stack off 200 matresses and i fall down from them and then i wake up jumping.
Another one i clearly remember because i wrote it down was:I was driving a car(i was only 7 though) near a lake or something and kept on driving then i met two very contrasting pictures, on one side of the road it was vibrant green grass,nice infrastructure and on the other side it was poverty violence,dirt road and what appeared to be an african favela(there were Africans).There with those africans was my best friends at the time.My friends werent rich but they werent poor or that ghetto,two years later their father died and they had to move to a ghetto somewhere else and now mostly live on welfare because their mother is lazy as......Well yea so far two of them are locked up somewhere for drug trafficking,one of them is a prostitute,one got a girl pregnant at 17,and the littlest one still comes to my house but i dont see much of a positive future for him.
Im an atheist so i dont believe in psychic and that, but this certain dream(and another one about a tsunami i had when i was a kid) have making me doubt myself on the certainty that this isnt real.
[quote=ClementZ]and lost.[/quote]
How on earth could it have happen!
Wait no that Lil B dream was the most recent.
This was the weirdest.
I was in hospital robes, floating/levitating over the highway 10 bridge over the 403. Everything was in black and white. And there were these massive [url=http://www.jeanvincent.com/crayola-crayons.jpg]wax crayola crayons[/url] tracing random lines in the scenery, destroying everything. Like these crayons were at least 70 stories tall. I couldn't tell where these crayons were coming from, or why, but they just kept drawing and scribbling all over everything, not giving a damn about people or cars, or pigeons or anything. It would've been horrifying, if it wasn't so damn bizarre.
Too long to adequately describe but I had the ring off power from LoTR and was chases by vague, shadowy figures in the hallways from the Shining. I get so so scared when I get a cal from my ex telling me she'll be leaving the hotel to go to Korea. I end up stowing away ans here's where sit gets crazy, the plane starts gets icy cold and the floor begins to disappear. The shadowy figures are chasing us and invading our plane. She finds a hatch and jumps out with a jetpack. she then releases a cross that takes us to another dimension and she fights those creatures in this strange interdimensional plain. Words cannot describe how vivid the ground beneath me seemed or how badas my ex was.
Prolly something sexual which I can't remember 5 minutes after I wake up.
When I did it with a zombie
When I ate all my friends.
Oh wait...
It's usually about innocent people being executed in a medieval way.
I forget all my dreams right after I wake up
@Rationale hahah
""Ever have a nightmare then decide to tell somebody about it and about halfway through your explanation you realize you're retarded?" Daniel Tosh
I had my first dream partially in German, so that's exciting. Except part of it Hitler was riding in a shopping cart.
EDIT: I actually had this dream...
Thank god you made this thread, I had to share these.
[b]DREAM[/b]: Ok, so I was at some kind of after prom party, and everyone was twerking on the dance floor, speechless. Even the shiest of my friends was there, shaking his pairs, while holding a cocktail. My dad was there, asking me "Why don't you dance with them, son?"
[b]DREAM2[/b]: When I was a youngster, my family and I had a N64 and we mostly played that "Star Wars" game. There was this stage where we had to free Choubaka from a jail and after you've done that, he would start running after you, and attacking. This part of the game scared me the most and I usually, yes, usually dreamed of him, coming towards me, in my sleep. I couldn't scream, so it was pretty intense!
im gay but i dreamed about making love to a girl who was in my class. im so mess up