General

"Why shake the dice if you never gon' roll 'em?"

As in why live life if your not going to take chances.

Jpq.

i got a better one:
mesos plox

"Why do it today if you can hold it off for tomorrow?"
"You were looking good from afar, now you're far from looking good."
"Love your enemies, it pisses them off."
"I intend to live forever, so far so good."

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather ask what you can do for your country!"
John F. Kennedy

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
Abe Lincoln

"Alright lets's do this LEEEEROOOOY! NJENKINS!"
"Oh my god he just ran in..."

Leeroy Jenkins

[quote=Aeriosis]@mccourt: naw im jk when life gives you lemons throw them at your enemies >[/quote]

Did you get my pun?

Was it punny?

[quote=Aeriosis]When life gives you lemons throw them at your friends.[/quote]

Well that's not very sweet of you now is it?

[quote=Capit]"I like my women the same way I like my scotch, 12 years old and locked up in the cellar"[/quote]

LOLLLLLLL wow I`m such a bad person for laughing at this quote.

"The tallest blade of grass will be the 1st one to be cut"

"Whenever I get the energy to exercise, I sit down and wait until it passes"

Life is a weapon. Use it to your advantage.

"I smoke to get high because the world is so looow."

- Kid Cudi 'Lovestoned Freestyle' lyrics.

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

-Colonel Sanders

"If someone treats you like crap, the best thing to do is ignore it. If you can't ignore it, top it. If you can't top it, laugh at it. If you can't laugh at it, then it was probably deserved in the first place."

"Yo mom"

"Am I gonna die today?"