General

Do you have Aranitis?

Symptoms: Sorness in finger joints, severe callousing of the thumb or index finger, more muscle distinction in one hand than the other, a slight headache from hearing on key go click click click click* over and over again, or a keyboard that is either broken or has broken keys on it?

If you have one or more of these symptoms go to your local Walmart or superstore near you pick up a bottle of tylenol a fresh tube of icey hot or your favorite icing cream and a brand new Logitec controller to enhance your gaming experience.

Caution side effects include arthritis, constipation, bloating, starvation, farther addiction to the game, the death of small children, sleep depravation, loss of friends, loss of touch with the real world, death of brain cells, addiction to drugs, being grounded by parents, loss of a job, loss of a significant other, poop on your floor from your dog because you didn't take him outside, severe dehydration, addiction to energy drinks, loss of vision, calloused palms, genital warts, loss of skin pigmentation, sesitivaty to light, and missing out on puberty.

Please log a ticket on www.nexon.com/support if you experience any of these problems they will get back to you within 1-56 weeks.

Please share if you have Aranitis and what your symptoms are.

~Happy Mapling everybody~