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RitoPls #Shade Talk

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I Have a Question for Each Gender Girls, would a guy being the funniest person you knew earn him a date with you? Let's say he's completely average in everything else: he's 5'10", he's in appropriate schooling, he's relatively smart, he drives a car that's 10 years old, middle class, etc. Maybe he's not exactly your ideal mate e.g. maybe he's black but you only like Asian guys but you enjoy his company so maybe you give him a shot. What do you think? Guys, would you take Chad's leftovers? Let's say your best friend has a girl fawning over him. He tells you in explicit detail how badly this girl is trying to get him to like her. She goes the whole nine yards: texts him constantly, asks him to hang out, and sends him lots of nudes. She l

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Manlets, When Will You Learn? Alright so it's the last day of group play for the World Cup so it's a pretty exciting day for you US soccer fans out there. I was excited, but because I wanted to see if America would be knocked out of the World Cup. Anyway, it was like 11:20 est - 40 minutes before the match - and I went to the pizzeria to get some food for the game. Okay so I get there and I saw one of [i]those[/i] guys. This Mexican guy was wearing a Messi shirt the day after Argentina's match and was talking to his Asian girlfriend about the World Cup and he was feeding her complete BS. It was like this guy literally went on ESPN.com and read the top three World Cup articles and went off of only that. He was like, "You know? It's a re