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November 24, 2014

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HolyDragon

[quote=Hermes]Have you ever had depression? I doubt so because you don't just "find a purpose to life" and then all of a sudden get motivated to do stuff. That isn't how it works.[/quote]

I think I've mispoke my tone. I didn't mean to go "Walk it off mother rooster", I meant more of a "How about this? -Pats back-" .
I'm also suffering through depression but you don't have to believe that.

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Quasar

It's not a joke, it's attention whoring and it looks like it worked.

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VoidWreck

OP go troll somewhere else you fgt

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betaboi101

[quote=Aalina]@betaboi101
But..jawbreakers...arent...cereal...[/quote]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGf3PdZviXk

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Tashie

Like most people have said; don't joke about something thats a serious issue in a lot of peoples lives....it's immature and rude regardless if you're "trying to be funny"

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Aalina

@betaboi101
But..jawbreakers...arent...cereal...

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alexandrite5

Joking about suicide is so immature...
It's a serious issue that some people needs to deal with everyday..
Lives have been taken because of it and it's not something you put up on a forum and try to make a joke out of it..

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betaboi101

One time I almost choked to death on two jawbreakers... I'm super cereal

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Rollsback

Keep in mind that this is in the fun section, so she's probably trying to be funny.

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ToriLikesYou

[quote=Effectivs]Eh chatting with friends about these type of issues will just make them annoyed. At least from my experience my friends tend to get annoyed if you're all down and crap. Im not suicidal or anything like that, but I am a bit depressive and I know that just "talking it out" does not really help much. People will just get fed up with your "whines" and just either stop talking to you or ask you not to talk about stuff like that again. Your best bet is just go see a shrink and get meds if you're that depressive. Talking to friends doesn't work.[/quote]

You need better friends then.

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Aalina

@xiCrunk
At least someone took a joke c=

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Dragon11

If you want to commit suicide, join the military! Worst case scenario, die like you wanted! Best case scenario, live and achieve something you never had imagined!

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ZzXxskyxXzZ

Hm, you almost killed yourself from attempting suicide...
Consider yourself lucky that you got a second chance, as most people who attempt suicide aren't as lucky as you.
I hope this is not a joke.

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Effectivs

[quote=squirrel67]Do not joke about this if you are. Peoples lives have been cut extremely short and families have been devastated because of what you may have just joked about. But if you are serious, please seek help, a chat about it with a friend can save your life[/quote]

Eh chatting with friends about these type of issues will just make them annoyed. At least from my experience my friends tend to get annoyed if you're all down and crap. Im not suicidal or anything like that, but I am a bit depressive and I know that just "talking it out" does not really help much. People will just get fed up with your "whines" and just either stop talking to you or ask you not to talk about stuff like that again. Your best bet is just go see a shrink and get meds if you're that depressive. Talking to friends doesn't work.

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MateoCl

Two people have already said it but I'm going to repeat it: do not joke about suicide. If this is a joke it's not funny. Depression, thoughts of suicide, and suicide attempts are things that people actually suffer through, myself included. That is why I take personal offense to this. If you're not joking, although it seems doubtful, then you should seek professional help. Also it bothers me that this is in fun. There is nothing fun about depression and suicide. Nothing.

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Hermes

[quote=HolyDragon]If it isn't, you need to find some purpose to life like dedication to help the needy.[/quote]
Have you ever had depression? I doubt so because you don't just "find a purpose to life" and then all of a sudden get motivated to do stuff. That isn't how it works.

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squirrel67

Do not joke about this if you are. Peoples lives have been cut extremely short and families have been devastated because of what you may have just joked about. But if you are serious, please seek help, a chat about it with a friend can save your life

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xiCrunk

"Never doing that s*** again I almost killed myself" LMFAO im dying from laughter right now

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HolyDragon

If this is a joke, it's not funny.

If it isn't, you need to find some purpose to life like dedication to help the needy.

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