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Any good anti jokes?

post them here (especially dead baby jokes) before mods close this thread!
some of mine:
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? She had no arms
Who raised their hand in class? Not Suzy
How do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family
What is the difference between a baby and a tree? One is legal to hit with an axe
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October 12, 2013

9 Comments • Newest first

dr4g0ns1ay3r

You know what worst than finding 3 babies in a dumpster?
Finding a baby in 3 dumpster

Reply October 12, 2013
fradddd

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
The watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it up.

Reply October 12, 2013
DxidunnoxD

How is one baby nailed to 10 trees worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree...

Reply October 12, 2013
lmm616

Want to know something?
Yo MOMMA that died LAST WEEK!

gg

Reply October 12, 2013
CGoLegendZz

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard u throw them.

Reply October 12, 2013
CGoLegendZz

:/ [b][/b] What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.

Reply October 12, 2013
LlamaBanana

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?
A Pilot.

Reply October 12, 2013
NameSpoof

Hope the mods look up this thread so you dont tell any more jokes

Reply October 12, 2013
heartofachamp

wanna hear a joke? this thread

Reply October 12, 2013 - edited