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"I lost my teddy bear :c, would you sleep with me tonight? <3"
D'aweee.

Is your mom a Brazilian monkey? Cuz you like to have sex a lot.

hay can you smell this rag for me?

@fighthard: YES. YES IT IS.

guy: wanna go out?
girl: i have a boyfiend
guy: i have a math test
girl: and?
guy: oh sorry thought we were naming things we could cheat on

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you met _______?"

My names justin, but you can call me tonight.

[quote=MegaZord][i]"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."[/i]
i swear when i found this a few minuets ago on google my mind was literally blown away.[/quote]
Ha, my friends play a game where everyone writes down the worst pick-up line on a piece of paper, put it in a hat, and whatever pick-up line they choose from the hat they [i]have[/i] to use all night. This was one of them. :x

[quote=stevking99]AY Gurr maybe we can Zapdos pants off.[/quote]

Can I squirtle all over your jigglypuffs?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

[i]"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."[/i]
i swear when i found this a few minuets ago on google my mind was literally blown away.