Help me out D
Ok ladies i need a list of sayings, like "Don't judge a book by its cover"...i can't think of any others
i need them because i want to make them into puns (english homework make an advertisement)
EDIT:
title supposed to say "Help me out " not "help me out D"
August 6, 2011
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no
http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1
[quote=Valens]Are you sure you know what a pun is? What chat gave you was a laundry list of puns.[/quote]
what do you mean by laundry?
lol..just gimme puns
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and ill show u A-flat minor.
What did the grape say when it got stomped on? Nothing but it let out a little wine.(whine)
The bicycle couldn't stand on its on because it was 2 tired.
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
To hats were hanging on a hat wall one said to the other u stay here ill go on a head.
like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
To many girls the word marriage has a nice ring to it
He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.
[quote=jellotin321]you are a stick with a sore thumb[/quote]
that made no sense..
[quote=mattman2623]you stick out like a sore thumb?[/quote]
lol never heard this before...what does it mean..?
you stick out like a sore thumb?
ty above :O, but i need more don't think they will work..
anyone know a good pun for ads?
EDIT:
like... an ad for tomato sauce
the "Sauce Code" and there will be numbers written in tomato sauce....u guys think this is good?