My quest to becoming a walrus
Hello, I am currently 12 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just comment below. Thank you all so much ~~
July 29, 2013
17 Comments • Newest first
hello, my name is copypasta
and this is jackass
Yes.. I am going to support you, the next greatest walrus.
lame
[quote=Bloo2]Dam man that hurt.[/quote]
Good luck!
Becoming a walrus is a hard job
I hope you'll complete it
[quote=steven3700]rename this thread to "Quest to become an idiot".[/quote]
Dam man that hurt.
rename this thread to "Quest to become an idiot".
seen this so many places
[quote=isiah12]one question does come to mind, how are you typing with no hands?[/quote]
I am using my forehead, something that walruses are professionals at. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzk_Pd68jMg]Here is my good friend bob who is performing the walrus dance[/url]
@Jrosen umad?
not even funny, make up your own nerd.
[quote=isiah12]one does not simply become a walrus, you must pass their test to gain their trust. ONLY THEN will you become a true walrus.[/quote]
Finally some serious advice! Thank you!
@Mixil: Good catch sherlock!
Just to let you all know Mr B is a good friend of mine, so if I were you I'd be crying right now.
Serious reply.
[quote=Bloo2]Please only serious replies....[/quote]
0/10
Please only serious replies....
Advice? Kill yo self.
lame ass pasta
This thread has been made already
Kthxbai