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"nah bruh dis due just bought out all mah weed man i sole him ova 5 marijuanas and i aint dun got nu'in left. but yo check it hmu next week and i got u bruh"

You should tell him you have 3 whole marijuana's.

@OMGitsarock: people kill fo' drugs. be cautious.

[quote=fun2killu]just tell him wrong number and move on with yo life

ya never know what druggies are capable of![/quote]

It's weed. What's the guy going to do, eat munchies in front of the OP?

I'm probably completely wrong but OP might be lying

No one refers weed as weed, they usually use some different word for it like kush or burn or something.

Tell him yes and how much he needs. Meet him at a lonely place beat his ass and take his money. You can just leave or say a badass quote before you leave. Something like "doing drugs is painful" or "dont smoke or else youll get smoked.

You lead him on, and convince him that you're a dealer. Then, tell him to meet up at a very specific location that's far away, and don't show up. Then block him, if you're able to.

Tell him you got that fire.

I got a voicemail from a dude once and he was like "(insert some dude's name here), I'm sorry my homie, etc etc..."

say no

just tell him wrong number and move on with yo life

ya never know what druggies are capable of!

@Harlequinist

tell him to swing by (address of the police station) and tell him to ask for robert

"got some good kush and alcohol?"