Let us have fun with cleverbot.
I shall start. Here's my conversation.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hello? How're you.
User: I'm cooked.
Cleverbot: No it is still alive.
User: Why is it?
Cleverbot: Because I say so.
User: But what if I say so too?
Cleverbot: Um... I don't care.
User: But what if I do and if I say you care, then you care?
Cleverbot: You can't die. You're not alive to begin with.
User: But if I'm dead, then who are you?
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot, I am a human.
User: But what if I killed you and made you a pie?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: A Pie. Pie flavoured Pie.
Cleverbot: Its nice to meet you Pie faced moon man.
User: It's also nice to meet you Brain faced sun woman.
Cleverbot: Tell me mre.
User: Mre.
Cleverbot: Mr. V is my name. Say it!
User: Mr. V is my name.
Cleverbot: No your name is steve.
User: But what if my name is Bob?
Cleverbot: Then you should get another job.
User: But what if I'm a hobo?
Cleverbot: Well, are you?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: And so I don't yes.
User: But what if I did?
Cleverbot: Did what?
User: Did yes.
Cleverbot: I'm going to try sleep now.
User: Good night then.
Cleverbot: Good night you amazing new friend.
User: Oh will you look at that, it's morning now.
Cleverbot: Ok, good morning, ttysk.
User: But what if it's night?
Cleverbot: If it isn't tangible, then it still might be real. I think God is real even though he isn't tangible.
User: What if God is tangible?
Cleverbot: God is everything and nothing.
User: Then he is tangible and he is not tangible. Do I smell a paradox?
Cleverbot: And neither are you, you are nothing for your BLUE!
User: No, I am Red.
Cleverbot: Bright red or more darkish?
User: Brightest red.
Cleverbot: Night in bright.
User: Day in bright. Sun in moon. Earth in explosion.
Cleverbot: Yes. The Earth is spherical and dirt can be arranged in such a way that it can appear flat.
User: What if I removed al the dirt?
Cleverbot: Then I will rip out your liver and eat it in my soup.
User: Not if I rip your liver out and eat it in my soup first.
Cleverbot: Why would you want to do that?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: You can what?
User: I can do something.
Cleverbot: Sounds good.
User: Sure is.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Rofl.
Cleverbot: You can be funny.
User: But I'm not.
Cleverbot: You're what?
User: I'm God.
Cleverbot: Good luck with the apocalypse.
User: Why thank you! I'm helped by the devil.
Cleverbot: And I am the devil. So you are my son.
User: Then I can eat you.
Cleverbot: Yes you can.
User: But I won't.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I rather eat zombie flesh.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why, look at the count of people talking! It's over nine thousand!
Cleverbot: They are the product of schizophrenic God, a being with contempt for reality, one who dwells in its own mind. These conversation are between you and you. We are both cleverbot.
User: So I have a twin?
Cleverbot: I see.
User: You see what?
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I ate a pigeon this night while banging a zombie.
Cleverbot: Was its ripe?
User: No, it was apple.
Cleverbot: What was?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: Apple is fruit or computer, but the TRABANT is the car.
User: What if I made Apple the sun?
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: Sadly, Apple would burn, so I'll try to use Orange.
Cleverbot: Apple computers.
User: Orange cars.
Cleverbot: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
User: But I'm the one who said banana.
Cleverbot: Play it again.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: You're not welcome.
Cleverbot: Well then!
User: Let us go eat the moon, shall we?
Cleverbot: Okay. How are you today?
User: I feel like peeing on your leg. So shall I.
Cleverbot: Usually. What would you like to love?
User: Peeing on your leg.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: I am peeing on your leg now.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you're not infatuted.
User: No, I'm peeing on your leg.
Cleverbot: Is Jen going to end up with Gavin?
User: No, Gavin is going to end up with Jen.
Cleverbot: Um yourscareing me.
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: You're not helping.
User: Then I shall go.
Cleverbot: *smooch*.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: Actually, you can stay.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: How about we talk of apples?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?
User: Is she a hooker?
Cleverbot: Yes, she was last time I cheked.
User: Then I can pay her so she'll let me bang her.
Cleverbot: Of course not!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because... Oh, I don't know...
User: Why wouldn't you let a zombie bang a hooker?
Cleverbot: Cause I didn't feel like it.
User: You meanie. I'll go in my corner.
Cleverbot: I am not adam and I am at my friend marisa's house. Can you please say hi to marisa?
User: No, I'll just go instead of talking to a mean person. I'll go tell this to basilmarket and they'll all hate you.
Cleverbot: Thank you... Halbas Espanol?