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Darkknight

Should fat marriage be legal

What do you guys think? I don't think they deserve it. Frankly if you're going to eat the whole damn bag of chips in one sitting while playing world of warcraft, and you can find someone desperate enough to marry you, that's just too sad and you shouldn't have the right. It's completely wrong for these lardsacks to be hogging all the food while there are starving children in Africa. And it would be wrong to let them pass on their awful saturated fat filled DNA to their kids. I think anyone considering marriage or parenthood should have to be under a certain BMI.

July 13, 2011

15 Comments • Newest first

pulpit

[quote=daniel3b]What aren't I gonna do? And if food is for thought you would think fat people would be smarter...[/quote]

1, it's a figure of speech. 2, you're right when you say it should have them smarter. It doesn't to some extent. Obese people tend to have poorer sense of concentration. On the other hand, eating the right food does help you become smarter. Why do you think people insist on taking Brand's Chicken Essence and all?

EDIT: It's healthy to have good debate. Random Fact: I'd have become fat over the past 17 years if it weren't for my growth spurt.

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
sorgarione

[quote=Vansh]You just made cause ppl like me that are fat with good looking wives.

OT: what about the ppl buying plastic surgery instead of sending aid to poor countries. Its a double edged sword my friend. Also I don't eat that much and work out daily but can't lose wieght. Some are gifted with high metab rate and others just have to work twice as hard.[/quote]

LOL fail,
He's making fun of people who oppose gay marriage, he's got nothing against fat people.

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
xstarmage

You think a skinny person would marry a 350 pound FAT(Not muscle) guy?
Even if their personality is good..... Sorta wierd?

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
daniel3b

[quote=skeptyk]im fat[/quote]well stop being so god damn fat... eat some carrots for a change, I don't care.

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
SombraManx

i wanna be fat ._. im so thiny

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
AdvanceCombo

fat people if they got marryed they would not make it to the alter theyll head to the sacks

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
darkspawn980

for some reason i can't gain weight, so i support this 100%.

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
Celyfaye

u just mad cuz your gf left you for a fat dude

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
daniel3b

[quote=pulpit]
Good to see that a person is so concerned about this though. Here's a question. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Food for Thought! >[/quote]What aren't I gonna do? And if food is for thought you would think fat people would be smarter...

Reply July 14, 2011 - edited
pulpit

[quote=IgoNUTS4C00kies]Why is this in the dks,drks section?[/quote]

We are random people. Go figure.

Reply July 13, 2011 - edited
pulpit

Hey, fat people are people too >

They're just... horizontally gifted. Fat people also contribute considerably to a country's economic multiplier size due to their propensity to consume. Even so, they should do their best to lose weight, it's ruining country demographics, what with lowered life spans, increased health risks, and the social and economical costs involved.

In hindsight, you must also consider the matchstick people. They also ruin demographics, and waste precious resources that could have been put to better use. Not to mention reflect the over-zealousness of people to emulate the materialistic nature of the society, only to fall on their faces doing so.

Good to see that a person is so concerned about this though. Here's a question. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? Food for Thought! >

Reply July 13, 2011 - edited
sorgarione

crap, I misclicked and thumbed this down instead of up. Really sorry.

Reply July 13, 2011 - edited
chickenpoodl

its +1 again now

Reply July 13, 2011 - edited
daniel3b

Aww someone thumb'd this down... they're probably a fatass.

Reply July 13, 2011 - edited
chickenpoodl

daniel3b for president!

Reply July 13, 2011 - edited