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@TheAxelFenrir: hellll naw.... I'm not gonna let any guy other than my Fiance near me.
Also, that dude was Russian and his breath smelled as if he had just vomitted and then licked someone's sweaty cheesy feet!
So naaaastyyyyyyy!

When I suddenly shivered for no reason, and the person I was talking to was like, 'whoa you just spazzed'.

Seeing people I don't wanna see at unexpected places.

When I'm meeting someone somewhere and I get there a bit early, and I'm just standing/sitting around waiting for them, so I just go on my phone and pretend I'm talking to people when I just tweet things like ''Waiting alone somewhere, this looks like I'm texting someone; disregard.''

[quote=Fairth]@zoneflare2: no, alone naked. looking at pictures of a really hot girl/guy (depending on sexuality...)
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You dont have to be naked aren't you...? Just the pants

Dancing in front of a window while using it as a mirror and realizing that there was people on the other side just watching o.o

I spilled some coffee on a $50,000 telescope while high and the store owner went from being an amiable dude into full rage on mode. "That's a $50,000 crate young man." Then he noticed the spill. "GET OUT, ALL OF YOU GET OUT. MARIE, GET THE WIPES. THE WIPES! S.O.B.!"

Was like a scene straight out of a movie man.

[quote=PsychoClixx]When someone just keeps on staring at you. [/quote]

This is pretty easy to deal with, just stare right back at them, I've learned to do that since a lot of people like being idiots like that in highschool.

When someone walks in on you dancing in front of the microwave to kill time.

[quote=HoneyPot]It's spelled awkward, how the hell do people not know how to spell it? Akward, Awkard, etc. just go to the hell back to school.

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Thankyou for correcting, o.o the word awkward is so awkward itself.

@zoneflare2: It was horrible Zone! D:
They were at a convention so I just rolled up their bed covers and put them in the washer asap that morning.

OT: I walking along a corridor and I have a tendency to walk along the wall.. again because I have poor eyesight. At the time I wasn't paying attention and of course someone opens the door and nearly slams it at my face.. I panicked and tried to dodge the door my running into the wall.. complete phail! (this was when I was like in high school?)

When people looks at me when I'm drinking or eating something.

having to be around my mom's friends.

I took off my contacts and I was dead tired from work and studying... I barged into my bedroom and fell asleep. Turns out I slept on my roommate's bed and drooled on their bed covers... it was so embarrassing. o.o

[quote=Squirteezy]Does BurningAfrica think he's funny?

Edit: Oops I thought this was the Google searchbar.[/quote]

Nice try, you didn't edit it.

[quote=Fairth]when i'm doing my 'thing' & i'm almost 'there' & someone is going to walk in so i have to stop =.=
i find it awkward when they DO walk in,
cuhs i say im just changing or something or i said i dropped? something lol[/quote]

Ptfffff, I understand... just lock the door and pretends your at sleep with iPod on. Or do it in the bath room, you will have excuses to lock the door

@FrannehR: *iknowhowthatfeelbro* Can you reply a "what's up" with a "hi" ? Cause that's what I did all the time, hope that's not akward...

@ValorEye: *I know how that feel bro*

taking a pis in the apple store

When your talking to a girl with great boobies and you resist so hard to look

Girl Kisses horse while skydiving.

Edit: Oops I thought this was the Google searchbar.

Eating infront of someone, food drops onto your crotch but you afraid to pick it up.

Anyone in that situation ?

Every second I'm alive is awkward.

I waved hi and ran

i was giving this guy my number so he'd text me but i gave him my home phone number and he wondered the next day why i didn't text him back

I walked in on my dog licking itself.. o.o

Today when my coworker made some weird movement with his hands (as if he's holding a camera) after I sat down on a stack of pallets and told me in broken German how I should sit sexily.... dahell, man.

@Squirteezy no...