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I had a weird experience last night

I was only level nine. I loved Maplestory so much. I had all the karma koins and tyrants. I prayed to Nexon every night before i logged off, thanking them for all the exp i have been given. Maplestory is love I say. Maplestory is life. My brother hears me and he calls me a henehoe. I knew he's just jealous; of my devotion to Maplestory. I called him a duper. He slaps me across my head and unplugs the ethernet cable.I'm crying now, and my Ethernet cable is broken. I lay in my chair, and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Emperor Cygnus. I'm so happy! She whispers in my ear: This is my Hall of Honor now. She grabs me with her powerful might and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I let my head go right in front of her shinsoo. She constantly casts damager reflect It hurts me, but I do it for Cygnus. I can feel my pixels tearing as my health starts to dwindle. My brother walks in. Cygnus looks at him and says: Give me your money so you can grind more Cygnus flies outside of my window.