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Make your own rap battle jokes

so if you watch rap battle parody then you know what I mean..
so what are some jokes that you came up with?

March 28, 2012

8 Comments • Newest first

abakre2

I heard you came out of the closet yesterday.
But you ain't tell your mom cus you afraid of what a homophobe would say.
But at least tell your lovely sister who helped you through your operation
Here, I dialed her number cus its your obligation.

SIKE DATS YO MOM'S NUMBER!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

> That was terrible lmao

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EclipseSoulX

[quote=PurpleArroww]Heres my ex-girlfriends number
(gives the piece of paper)
(then smacks the paper out of his hands)
SIKE, DATS THE WRONG NUMBER![/quote]

Here is a coupon to McDonalds
(gives him coupon)
SIKE, THAT ALREADY EXPIRED

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EclipseSoulX

[quote=azneveryday]gawd ^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f2Iazsjq0A

1:36[/quote]

WIN lol

Reply March 28, 2012 - edited
BlkTwitch

Ahem..

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OHHHHHHHH!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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darksoul165

..whitney houston..... i used to sing wit huh.....

...you supa hot fiyah.... i'm a fire extinguishah

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mechibi

[quote=azneveryday]my flow is narly
you cant top that
icarly
i watch that[/quote]
Icarly FTW

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Boss

Spittin flames 10x hotter, quench your rap thirst, no water
Spread the word around, no blogger, run your ass over, no Frogger.

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EclipseSoulX

[quote=DrDre]Hold up TS ... I need my mask ....
'Cause your breath smells like fresh ass.[/quote]

lmao..

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