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Am I the only one who believes that the whole world is this set up thing where everyone else are robots who have been programmed to act a certain way to make me a different person with different opinions and abilities?
All of this is set up by a committee of humans who want me to grow up to become the perfect human to fight back against the giant robot corporation (think skynet from terminator) (They got these friendly robots who I am supposed to believe are humans from a smaller robot corporation who are attempting to defeat this huge robot corporation).
Everything in history, such as the holocaust and alexander's conquest, were set up to affect me in the slightest degree to fine tune me. On my death bed, I am approached by this committee of humans, who then fill me in on what they have been doing. Still in shock, they revitalize me into the fitness of a 20 year old running back, I am forced into the battle, with thousands of other super humans, who have been created in the same fashion as me. We then defeat the giant robot corporation and the committee have a tremendous ceremony.
At this ceremony, the human committee members reveal themselves to be from the smaller robot corporation, and they then use what they made us like against us. We then become their slaves and are forced to live in barracks. We are also their sex slaves.
But enough is enough. The slaves rally together to defeat the 7 robots from the committee and infiltrate the headquarters. After invading the HQ, they run to the door that has the robot controls, in an attempt to reprogram the robots to help them become the leaders. So they opened the door [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx5MB-FvpDA&feature=related] got down on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur [/url].
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That is happening to you and everyone else simultaneously.
That was a good story.
You know all those cars you see on the highway randomly? You've always wondered who the people in those cars were, and where their destination was. Thousands of people simultaneously on the highway traveling to multiple separate locations, but you'll never know where a single one will end up.
Those cars aren't real people. There are only a handful of REAL people on the road at the same time. The thousands of others are simply there to make you feel like you are amongst many others, when in reality there are only a select few actual existing human beings, and those select few have probably thought of this exact thing as you have. You will never find one of those existing humans, because if you even dare to guess out of the thousands of choices, and you guess wrong, you will be punished.
I've said too much.
Is this supposed to be funny?
Oh wait, meme huh?
-Poker face-
I used to think something like that but instead of robots, I thought that everyone else was pretending, like actors.
This reminded me of that "I have no mouth, but I must scream" short story.
[quote=HolyMythos]ITT: TS's who get quick retorted and must reside to using a meme to sound like he's not schizophrenic.[/quote]
Um, then you must not know memes. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur is a well known meme.
But you must not get it. So here's the breakdown.
You write a (sometimes) interesting story. You get the reader into it. You then, at the end, write "Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur". So before assuming something, you could ask or research yourself. And I have a feeling people will say this is a false meme, in which case, I must actually prove to you. And seeing as how you've probably only heard of knowyourmeme.com, that's the only credible source, but none-the-less, here you go.
[url=http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/everybody-walk-the-dinosaur#.TiEwNoJTrQo] SCHIZOPHRENIA THIS [/url]
EDIT: oh ya, inb4 "this should be in fun section"
[quote=elscorcho9]ITT: people who didn't get the meme[/quote]
ITT: TS's who get quick retorted and must reside to using a meme to sound like he's not schizophrenic.
ITT: people who didn't get the meme
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia