The worst pick-up lines/puns
Post the most terrible pick-up lines/puns here, Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
September 3, 2014
The worst pick-up lines/puns
Post the most terrible pick-up lines/puns here, Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
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Are u from slytherin? Cuz I wanna slither in you <3
Are you Jefferson Davis? 'Cause you're making the south rise.
"Go f()k yourself"
are you a termite? cuz ur mouth is going to be full of wood
do you go on basilmarket because i will never date you
Hey are you from Tennessee? because sex.
Bite the pillow hard, im going in dry.
Boy:"Excuse me, I think you dropped something."
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "Your standards. Hi, I'm ______. Can I have your number?"
I'll give you a really good line.
"Are you a beaver? Cuz damn!"
It works 70% of the time, all the time.
"I play maplestory"
You can suck all the noodle I cook for you.
Do you want to see my hard drive? I'm sure it's at least three inches and not floppy.
If you were a phone, I'd pick you up.