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The worst pick-up lines/puns

Post the most terrible pick-up lines/puns here, Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

September 3, 2014

13 Comments • Newest first

BridgeJump

Are u from slytherin? Cuz I wanna slither in you <3

Reply September 5, 2014
Ness

Are you Jefferson Davis? 'Cause you're making the south rise.

Reply September 3, 2014
ChrissysDb

"Go f()k yourself"

Reply September 3, 2014
Furyz

are you a termite? cuz ur mouth is going to be full of wood

Reply September 3, 2014
pinoymystic

do you go on basilmarket because i will never date you

Reply September 3, 2014
PandaBears

Hey are you from Tennessee? because sex.

Reply September 3, 2014
ScytherBro

Bite the pillow hard, im going in dry.

Reply September 3, 2014
FiendOverlord

Boy:"Excuse me, I think you dropped something."

Girl: "What?"

Boy: "Your standards. Hi, I'm ______. Can I have your number?"

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RitoPls

I'll give you a really good line.

"Are you a beaver? Cuz damn!"

It works 70% of the time, all the time.

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mitarumetaro

"I play maplestory"

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00Kage

You can suck all the noodle I cook for you.

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tsubasa128

Do you want to see my hard drive? I'm sure it's at least three inches and not floppy.

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sparkshooter

If you were a phone, I'd pick you up.

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