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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

September 3, 2012

19 Comments • Newest first

Gemeinhardt

Omg I think maybe we have crossed a line here.

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issacrandom

[quote=teresa]K-pop[/quote]

It'd be good too if we could take that "K-" off and then expand to the rest of pop, but K-pop is a sufficient answer

OT: If you've ever been in orchestra, http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html enjoy

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Gemeinhardt

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
I don't jump on a trampoline with my shoes on.

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Gemeinhardt

Just read a book with the text only printed on the right page.

it was all right.

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Gemeinhardt

[quote=SomethingsWrong]Ok, this actually nade me laugh for some reason.[/quote]

I was just trying to make a little light fun but it seems like it's harder than I think here on Basil.

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Gemeinhardt

Wake me up when September ends.

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isteponppl

Two guys walk into a bar... But the third one is a duck

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Gemeinhardt

How many flutists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They get their boyfriends to do it.

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ketchup11

Dammit. stole mine

What roars twice as loud as a lion?

two lions

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Omegathorion

A: One.

Q: How many psychics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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zigzaggy

Please tell me how a music genre is the biggest joke of all time, let alone, a joke.

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Gemeinhardt

Uh oh. My seemingly innocent thread takes a turn.

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Gemeinhardt

Omg I am so glad I made this thread.

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pinoymystic

Warning, blonde joke.

There was this blonde and brunette stranded on an island. A genie pops outta nowhere allowing him to grant them only one wish.
The brunette proceeds first by saying, "Oh goodie, I wish I was home!"
-poof- The brunette is home.
Then the blonde says, "Aww... I miss my friend. I wish she was back."

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Accomplished

What do you call someone in denial?
Egyptian.
Get it? In denial? In The Nile?

ohohoohohoho so lame :c

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Gemeinhardt

How many elephants fit in a bmw?
4 2 in the front 2 in the back

How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter

How can you tell 2 elephants have been in your fridge?
2 sets of footprints in the butter

How can you tell 4 elephants have been in your fridge?
There's a bmw parked out front

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king2123

Yo mom is like a library - Open to the public

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Gee187

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Edit: how in gods name was I ninja'd? >.<

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Gemeinhardt

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow

vdavd?

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