The Bad Jokes Thread
Come in the water's warm.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
September 3, 2012
The Bad Jokes Thread
Come in the water's warm.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
19 Comments • Newest first
Omg I think maybe we have crossed a line here.
[quote=teresa]K-pop[/quote]
It'd be good too if we could take that "K-" off and then expand to the rest of pop, but K-pop is a sufficient answer
OT: If you've ever been in orchestra, http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html enjoy
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
I don't jump on a trampoline with my shoes on.
Just read a book with the text only printed on the right page.
it was all right.
[quote=SomethingsWrong]Ok, this actually nade me laugh for some reason.[/quote]
I was just trying to make a little light fun but it seems like it's harder than I think here on Basil.
Wake me up when September ends.
Two guys walk into a bar... But the third one is a duck
How many flutists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They get their boyfriends to do it.
Dammit. stole mine
What roars twice as loud as a lion?
two lions
A: One.
Q: How many psychics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Please tell me how a music genre is the biggest joke of all time, let alone, a joke.
Uh oh. My seemingly innocent thread takes a turn.
Omg I am so glad I made this thread.
Warning, blonde joke.
There was this blonde and brunette stranded on an island. A genie pops outta nowhere allowing him to grant them only one wish.
The brunette proceeds first by saying, "Oh goodie, I wish I was home!"
-poof- The brunette is home.
Then the blonde says, "Aww... I miss my friend. I wish she was back."
What do you call someone in denial?
Egyptian.
Get it? In denial? In The Nile?
ohohoohohoho so lame :c
How many elephants fit in a bmw?
4 2 in the front 2 in the back
How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter
How can you tell 2 elephants have been in your fridge?
2 sets of footprints in the butter
How can you tell 4 elephants have been in your fridge?
There's a bmw parked out front
Yo mom is like a library - Open to the public
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Edit: how in gods name was I ninja'd? >.<
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow
vdavd?